Wednesday, June 29, 2022

Thursday Thirteen #264

Thirteen knock-knock jokes. Can you tell I'm running out of topics?

1. Knock knock. Who's there? Denise. Denise Who? Denise are above de feet.

2. Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel Who? Nobel. That's why I knocked.

3. Knock knock. Who's there? Beets. Beets Who? Beets me!

4. Knock knock. Who's there? Alice. Alice Who? Alice fair in love and war.

5. Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank Who? You're welcome!

7. Knock knock. Who's there? Goat. Goat Who? Goat to the door and see for yourself.

8. Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A Little Old Lady Who? I didn't know you could yodel.

9. Knock knock. Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo Who? Voodoo you think you are?

10. Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you going to open the door?

11. Knock knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter Who? Butter open the door and see for yourself.

12. Knock knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita Who? Anita borrow $50.

13. Knock knock. Who's there? Iran. Iran Who? Iran all the way over here, and I'm tired.



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3 comments:

  1. These were fun, even if you are running out of topics! You could show us Chicago. Offer up 13 writing tips, or ways to grow old(er) gracefully, how to budget, - all kinds of things. Thirteen great things about not being married, maybe. I'd like to see that one.

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  2. This is amusing. I know what you mean about running out of topics. I feel that every Ten on Tuesday.

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