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These are the thoughts and observations of me — a woman of a certain age. (Oh, my, God, I'm 65!) I'm single. I'm successful enough (independent, self supporting). I live just outside Chicago, the best city in the world. I'm an aunt and a friend. I feel that voices like mine are rather underrepresented online or in print. So here I am. If my musings resonate with you, please visit my blog again sometime.
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Words of wisdom from former Cubs manager Joe Maddon:
"Don't turn today's loss into tomorrow's loss. Take all those negative thoughts, wrap them around a rock and throw them into Lake Michigan."
I'm trying, Skipper. Tuesday was a bad day, little of it was within my control, and so I want to just watch it disappear into The Lake.
First, the heat. We're at the beginning of an unusual September heatwave. Today the mercury reached 97º with a real feel of 102º. I thought these days were behind us for 2026. This heat exhausts me and makes everything worse.
Then, my health. I woke up Tuesday morning with a stuffy nose, a stuffy head, and a scratchy throat. Oh, goody! I have a busy 10 days or so ahead of me and I don't need this right now. To make it worse, I had diarrhea. Oh, joy! Oh, rapture!
Finally, the crazy lady. This was the most disturbing. She's homeless and has mental issues. She talks to herself. She drags a grocery store cart of her belongings behind her (instead of pushing it in front of her). She parks herself on a ledge near one of the entrances to the grocery store. I've seen her kick her flip flops at people and pull her shorts down her thighs to cool off, and she's always arguing with herself or maybe with passersby. Anyway, today as I entered* she grumbled at me. Or did she? I mean, maybe she was mad at the voices in her head. After I paid, I considered going out the other door to avoid her – Snarkypants would tell me this was my spidey sense sending me a warning – but that would force me to walk an extra block outside. Did I mention it was nearly 100º? She saw me, stood up, and threw a cup of liquid in my face.
I have no idea why. I was shocked but wordlessly kept walking. Most of the liquid went on my right forearm and my glasses (not my eyes, my glasses). A young couple walking their dog stopped me to ask if I was OK. I'm glad they did because – I know this will sound weird – I was almost not sure it had actually happened. They asked if I felt alright, if the liquid smelled or burned. No, and as I spoke to them I was sure it was just water.
After the crazy lady loaded up her cart and moved on, I went back into the store and let them know what happened. I wasn't angry at the store because really, there was nothing they could do about her. But I wanted them to know because the staff enters/exits that door after closing and they need to be careful. Then when I got home, after I scrubbed my face, I called the police. I wouldn't give my name because I didn't want to waste time/money on paperwork. I just wanted to make sure the beat cop (whom I've met through the card shop) is aware that the crazy lady is escalating.
Oh, yeah, the Cubs lost to the Brewers! You can see why I just want to toss today away.
*I needed toilet cleaner. It was that kind of day.
*I go here often, usually once/week. The owner said that, since I usually pay cash, he didn't know this was my name.
SURVEY TIME!
1. What will you remember from August 2026? Yesterday! The Chicago Cubs threw themselves a birthday party and I was there. They celebrated their 150th anniversary before the game and then PCA set off fireworks during the game (three home runs!). It was a delightful day at the ballpark.
2. When will you start your holiday shopping? I shop all year around. If I see something that is perfect for someone on my gift list, I snap it up. Like those Leroy Jethro Gibbs socks I got for my super NCIS fan Cousin Rose. How would I ever find those again?
3. Where did you meet the person you fell the hardest for? At work.
4. Where did you meet your best friend? I met my oldest friend in Kindergarten class. She lived across the alley.
5. Share a fact about the last person who texted you. Will is the moderator of my movie group. He is "retired," but not really. He has a part-time job as a convention facilitator at Chicago's McCormick Place and is a docent, giving tours of a restored 19th century mansion. He makes me feel very lazy by comparison!
Saturday 9: Animal Crackers in My Soup (1935)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.
This month Saturday 9 will be tasty, featuring songs with food in the title.
1) Do you eat soup all year round, or do you consider it a seasonal dish? I seldom eat soup when it's hot outside.
2) Gazpacho is a popular cold soup. Made with water-rich tomatoes, cucumbers and bell peppers, it's considered a good choice for hot weather because it's hydrating. What are your favorite summertime foods? This summer I've had a lot of smoothies.
3) This week, Shirley Temple sings of the delights of having crackers in her soup. How often do you add crackers to your soup: always, sometimes, never? Always.
4) "Animal Crackers in My Soup" was the big musical number in the 1935 movie Curly Top. Shirley played Elizabeth, who helps her older sister find love with a handsome millionaire. Have you ever played matchmaker? If yes, were your efforts successful? I don't think I've ever fixed anyone up.
5) Gertrude Temple, Shirley's mother, was her daughter's onset hairstylist, creating the famous "curly top" with pin curls. What's your hair care regimen? Shampoo, condition, blow dray, spray. Every five weeks I get it cut/colored.
6) Bartenders are still called upon to create the non-alcoholic Shirley Temple, made with ginger ale, lemon-lime soda, and grenadine. What's the most recent alcoholic beverage you drank? Cranberry juice and vodka.
7) In 1935, when this song was popular, Amelia Earhart flew from Honolulu to Oakland, California. Are you a nervous flyer? Nervous doesn't even begin to describe it. I would describe myself as scared pissless.
8) Also in 1935, The Hoover Dam was dedicated. Today it's a popular tourist attraction, with more than 7 million visitors each year. Have you ever been to Las Vegas? Several times. For three or four days, it's great fun.
9) Random question: You get a spur-of-the-moment invitation to a meal with your best friend. Could you go wearing what you have on right now? No. I'm doing this first thing in the morning and I'm still in one of the long t-shirts I sleep in. I may be casual in my dress, but I always wear pants when I leave the house.
Clubbies. Every baseball team has between 5 and 9 men who attend the players and coaches. They work for the clubhouse manager and travel with team to make sure the players have everything they want and are ready to go at game time. While every team is different, here are 13 things that a clubbie usually does.
1. Mud up the baseballs. Brand new baseballs are slick and can be hard for pitchers and fielders to grasp. Dozens and dozens of baseballs are needed for each game and a clubbie can expect to spend up to an hour rubbing dirt on balls.
2. During the game, clubbies make sure these balls are authenticated. Who hit or caught each ball is tracked because baseball memorabilia is a big business. The player who touched the ball can later autograph it, making it valuable. These balls are the property of the home team, and many teams sell these balls to fans with the proceeds going to charity.
3. Clubbies get the lockers ready for each player – especially important on the road. The away locker should be set up and stocked as much like the home locker as possible. (Mirror, hangers, eye black, etc.) The clubbie's role is to make it easier for the player to concentrate on nothing but the upcoming game.
4. Laundry is a huge-ass big deal for clubbies. They make sure each player's locker – home and away – has "loops." Players know to place their jersey and undershirt together in one loop, socks and underwear in another. This way the player can be sure to get his own clothes back, freshly laundered. (Important because players can be superstitious, especially about their socks.) Pants don't have a loop and the player is responsible for writing his name/number on the inside label. While I admit I am having a hard time visualizing all this, the loop system is decades old and works well unless the player messes up.
5. In addition to uniforms, the clubbie is responsible for clean towels. Everywhere! At the lockers, in the shower, in the dugout. Folding towels is boring and time-consuming but it's a big part of the clubbie's day.
6. Clubbies keep the shower and bathroom stocked. Shampoo, soap, toothpaste, toothbrushes, mouthwash, Q-tips, shave cream and disposable razors are always available. If a player has a preference (example: a certain hair conditioner), the clubbie will make it appear and the player usually tips rather generously.
7. Fruits and veggies, chips and crackers, Gatorade and water are all available to the players before and after the game, and it's up to the clubbie to make sure there's enough for everyone. Again, if a player has a preference ("I've got to have a Coke") the clubbie will make it happen and the player will tip.
8. Pre-game meals are not the responsibility of the clubbie. Each team has a nutritionist who coordinates with the stadium kitchen staff. Dishes like lean chicken, salads and marinated salmon are carefully and professionally prepared, while the bubble gum and sunflower seeds are the province of the clubbie.
9. Clubbies make sure the sunflower seeds, water and Gatorade make it to the dugout, too.
10. There's an IT aspect to being a clubbie that wasn't required in Babe Ruth's day. Hitters like to review their last at bat on iPads in the dugout. Clubbies make sure the tech is running.
11. In the clubhouse, both home and away, the clubbie is in charge of the team Xbox or PS3. (Though a surprising number of players have taken up old school card games with a 52-card deck.)
12. Players often tip clubbies to help them with personal chores – usually washing and filling up their cars – but this is not considered part of the clubbie's 12-hour workday and is arranged between the two men.
13. Players and clubbies are friendly but they do not socialize. Clubbies consider themselves professionals and an important part of their team's success, so they won't jeopardize getting their pre- or post-game work done by partying with the players.
MLB mandates that clubbies have a starting salary of $36,000 for a 163-game season. This means that they need different jobs over the winter. It sounds like a hard life to me, but these jobs are sought after and the men who do it seem to love it.
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PS I no longer participate in WWW.WEDNESDAY via that link because her blog won't accept Blogger comments. I mention this only to save you the frustration I experienced trying to link up.
1. What are you currently reading? Zelda Fitzgerald: Her Voice in Paradise by Sally Cline. I recently caught the end of 1974's The Great Gatsby and it got me thinking about ol' F. Scott. Then I recalled that, back in the day, I thought Zelda was the more interesting of the two. Maybe it's time to take a new look at her.
I chose the Cline book over the more famous Nancy Milford bio because it's 30 years newer. Our views on feminism, motherhood and mental healthcare evolved over those decades, and we can't look at Zelda without considering how attitudes toward women's roles and mental health affected her.
2. What did you recently finish reading? Margin of Error by Edna Buchanan. This is #5 in a series about Britt Montero, a thirty-something crime reporter for a major Miami daily. These books were originally written in the 1990s and they are very much a product of their time and place. Edna Buchanan is a good writer, a former journalist herself, and clearly loves Miami. When I'm reading these books, I can imagine the sunsets and smell the surf and see that particularly verdant South Florida foliage.
I originally read Books 1-3 more than a decade ago and liked them. For reasons I can't recall, I dropped the series before 4 and 5. I finished Act of Betrayal (#4) in June and enjoyed it. I found our heroine tough, uncompromising, dedicated and relatable. But in this book, I didn't like her at all.
First, she chooses to go to bed with someone and there is a definite imbalance of power. I felt she exploited him and I was offended. I'm not prudish about sex on the page, but I was disappointed that even a fictional someone I had come to respect behaved this way. Then there was Britt's reaction when covering a story of a woman who was under credible threat from her ex. The authorities put the victim in a safe house, a mansion that had been repossessed from a drug lord. Looking around her surroundings, Britt actually says, "Do you believe this? If we were homeless, Jimmy Carter would build us houses; if we had husbands trying to kill us, the government would put us up in luxury. But no, we're just working stiffs." So now Britt begrudges aid to the homeless and victims of domestic abuse. She's suddenly become someone I don't want in my life.
There are five more books in the series. Maybe I'll be back. The ending of this book gave me a glimmer of hope when Britt decides to consult a therapist. Could it be Edna Buchanan had Britt behaving like an ass intentionally, to illustrate how the character was coping with trauma? Perhaps. Buchanan was a very good writer.
But the world is filled with so many books and I think Britt and I could use some time apart.
3. What will you read next? I don't know.
Wikipedia Birthday Meme
First, what is your birthday (month/day)? November 22
Now, go to Wikipedia and list:
Four historic events: Okay, the first one I don't have to look up. When a national tragedy occurs on your birthday, you never forget.
• JFK Assassination (1963)
• The first commercial transpacific flight (1935)
• FDR, Churchill and Chiang Kai-shek meet to discuss defeating Japan (1943)
• NASA launches the Space Shuttle Discovery (1989)
Three births
• First Lady, and Presidential Mom, Abigail Adams (1744)
• French President Charles deGaulle (1890)
• Singer/songwriter Hoagy Carmichael (1899)
Two deaths
• Cosmetics mogul Mary Kay (2001)
• Officer JD Tippit (1963). He's the Dallas cop who stopped Lee Harvey Oswald within an hour of the assassination and was shot himself. Tippit was a war veteran with more than a decade on the force. He left a wife and three children. I'm spotlighting him because conspiracy theorists have recklessly ruined his reputation. Here's the commemorative badge Dallas police have worn in his honor.
One holiday or observance
Good Spouses Day in Japan