Sunday, November 06, 2011

Sunday Stealing

Sunday Stealing: The Madness Meme, Part 1

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work? No. I heard it doesn't work.

2. What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated? Colin was 12 years my junior.

3. Ever been in a car wreck? No.

4. Were you popular in high school? NO! I hated high school, and high school hated me.

5. Have you ever been on a blind date? Yes. Once. Didn't go well.

6. Are looks important? Yes.

7. Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more? Oh, yes. I have been friends with Barb and Kathleen for 16 years, Mindy and Cathy and John and I have been friends 30 years, and I've known my oldest friend since we were in Kindergarten. I am very proud of my success as a friend over the long haul, and I know how fortunate I am to have these people.

8. By what age would you like to be married? This question assumes a great deal, doesn't it?

9. Does the number of people a person’s slept with affect your view of them? No. It's none of my business.

10. Have you ever made a mistake? Not yet today ...

11. Are you a good tipper? At times. If the service is good.

12. What’s the most you have spent for a haircut? $80

13. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yes, in junior high.

14. Have you ever peed in public? No. ICK.

15. What song do you want played at your funeral? Let It Be.

16. Would you tell your parents if you were gay? No. After all, I never told them I was straight.

17. What would your last meal be before getting executed? I like to think it would include prime rib and a chocolately dessert. But I also wonder if I'd be able to eat.

18. Beatles or Stones? Beatles. Duh.

19. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be? Someone who is in a great deal of incurable, untreatable pain, and who wishes to go to God. For that person, death would be a blessing.

20. Beer, wine or hard liquor? Hard liquor. Preferably rum or vodka.
21. Do you have any phobias? In order of how often I encounter them -- squirrels, airline travel and clowns.

22. What are your plans for the future? Right now, to take a shower and feed my cats.