01. First Celebrity Obsession or Crush Since I was only about 3, I have no memory of this, but my mother told me I used to cry inconsolably during Bonanza, a show my father insisted we watch each Sunday. It took her a while to figure out I only got upset if someone hit or (God forbid) shot Little Joe.
02. Favorite Celebrity Encounter In 1981 I partied with Bruce Springsteen. He was kind and smart and when he kissed me -- yes, he bent me back and kissed me -- he tasted like beer. It was perfect.
03. Most Cherished Celebrity Obsession My all time idol is JBKO, Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis. I know she'd hate being regarded as a celebrity, since she appreciated her place in history, but her fame extended far beyond the White House.
04. A celebrity you’d love to hang out with Jackson Galaxy from Animal Planet's My Cat from Hell.
05. A celebrity you’d love to sit down and have a conversation with Robert Osborne! He's a host on TCM and I just adore him. He's an articulate expert on classic cinema and seems like a gentle man and a gentleman.
06. An artist you’d like to see live Sir Paul. Always and forever Sir Paul.
07. A celebrity you respect purely for talent Woody Allen. Because his talent is undeniable and frankly, there is nothing else to admire about him. I often wonder why God so gifted such a shitty excuse for a man.
09. A celebrity you dislike that others seem to love Patricia Heaton. Why that shrill bitch keeps appearing on TV is a mystery. Oh well, grabbing the remote and switching the channel as soon as I see her face is good for my manual dexterity.

11. A celebrity you share a birthday with Jamie Lee Curtis
12. A celebrity you find annoying Patricia Heaton. Or Kris Jenner. Those two embody everything icky about women.
13. Favorite under-20 celebrity I don't think I know anyone under 20. So I'll go with that venerable 24 year old, Jennifer Lawrence.
14. Favorite over-60 celebrity Streisand
15. The celebrity “fandom” that means most to you I am a Cub fan.