The Bathroom Meme
1. Do you shampoo once or lather, rinse and repeat? I shampoo once.
2. Do you use conditioner a) daily, b) when you need it, c) never? Daily.
3. What's your shaving cream preference: foam or gel? Gel, I suppose. But I have foam right now because it was on sale.
4. Is your toothbrush manual or electric? Manual.
5. Dental floss, soft picks, neither or both? Soft pick, though I lie when the dentist asks and tell him both.
6. Do you use mouthwash a) daily, b) when you need it, c) never? B. Usually to help soothe angry gums after dental work, or when I worry that my breath may offend.
7. Are there magazines in your bathroom? Nope.
8. Is there bar soap or liquid soap on your bathroom sink? Bar.
9. What kind of soap is in your shower? Body wash.
10. Now for the most important question: does the toilet paper drape over or under? Over! Over over over over. Under is just wrong.
For a long time, I didn't care which way the toilet paper went, but as I've gotten older, I found it was easier to have it over, especially at 2 a.m. So now I'm an over girl.
ReplyDeleteI don't feel clean when I use body wash--I don't know why. And I am the same for #10!
ReplyDeleteYou lie to your dentist? They probably know the truth anyway!
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