Sunday, October 27, 2019

Sunday Stealing


1. If you were offered a job in another part of the country, would you take it? What job? What part of the country? I need to know more.
2. If you were in a bank and someone started to hold it up, what would you do? Dial 911. Or, whatever the robber told me to do. I'm not getting shot.  just because I chose not to use the ATM outside.

3. If you found a suitcase filled with $1,000,000 what would you do? Call my lawyer. Who would probably tell me to take it to the police. I just don't want the police to think I stole it.

4. If you had a 25 hour day what would you do with your extra hour? Sleep.

5. If you had the opportunity to be different, what would you change? I wouldn't be so lazy.

6. If you received a lottery ticket as a gift and won a lot of money, would you share with the person who gave you the ticket? Of course.
7. If you spoke two languages and your spouse spoke only one, would you raise your children as bilingual? Yes.

8. If you were candy, which candy would you be? Mary Janes. Not everyone would like me,
but those that did would be loyal fans.

9. If you were a toy, which toy would you be? A plush toy.

10. If you were abducted by aliens, would you tell anyone? Sure. Starting with Diane Sawyer.

11. If you could go to the moon, would you? No. I'm too old, and the idea of space -- infinity going on and on and on forever -- scares the crap out of me.

12. If you had a time machine, where would you go and why? 11/21/63. Let's change that motorcade route.

13. If you saw a robbery, would you report it? Of course!

14. If you were to speak to a graduating class, what would you say? "To thine own self be true." Dude knew what he was talking about.

15. If given the choice between being given great wisdom or great wealth, which would you choose? Wisdom. I assume it would help me be nicer and richer and happier. I'd like to be nicer, and richer and happier.



  1. Ah. You'd be the Velveteen Rabbit! All loved until you were made real. Sweet.

  2. I am with you on changing the motorcade route or maybe stopping the trip to Dallas completely.
    I'd choose Diane Sawyer too.. she just seems like a comfortable person to talk to.

  3. If you have ever read 11/22/63 by Stephen King it may convince you that meddling with history is a bad thing.

    The future is the place to go.




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  4. #3. That's exactly what my thoughts were. That sort of money doesn't just fall off a truck somewhere.
    I'd sleep too, with that extra hour. lol
    And yes to plush toys! Let's plan a picnic!
    #12. Amen....

  5. Wisdom is the key to happiness. Truly, the perfect medicine for the soul. Wait, I've sent you a comment already. Oh well....

  6. I agree with you on the whole infinite space thing. Great, so the universe is ever expanding. What the heck is it expanding into??? What's past the outer edge? This is the kind of stuff that could keep me up at night if I let it.