Sunday, May 08, 2016

Sunday Stealing

Monsters in the Closet Meme

Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? Depends on the closet. I keep all the closets shut except the walk-in closet in my bedroom. That's where the litter boxes are tucked away, so that door must stay open.

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? Always. And when I collect enough unopened shampoos and conditioners, I send them to Operation Shoebox, an organization that puts together boxes of small goodies to cheer up our troops.

Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room? Of course. Hotel sex is best.

Where is your next vacation? In a matter of weeks I'm off to Muskegon, MI, for my niece's college graduation. Alas, it is highly unlikely that I will have hotel sex.

Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No. Because it's a stupid and dangerous thing to do.

Who do you think reads these? The other people who play.

Do you have a calendar in your room?
I have a kitchen calendar at home and a wall calendar at work.

Where are you? I'm just where you found me.

What’s your plan for the day? It's after 4:00 as I answer these, so the day is just about gone. However this evening I plan on doing some work and watching The Good Wife series finale.

Are you reading any books right now? Why, yes. I found a Grisham I'm really enjoying in my neighbor's Little Free Library. This makes me happy because the previous two books I cracked open really didn't grip me at all.

Do you ever count your steps when you walk? No.

Have you ever peed in the woods? No.

Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? Sometimes I sing badly, acappella, and dance. Does that count?

Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes.

What is your “Song of the Week?” For some reason, an ancient old song, "Call Me Irresponsible," has been stuck in my head. Residue, I suspect, from the Sinatra book I spent months reading.

Is it okay for guys to wear pink? No, they should be arrested and held without parole. Actually, Wrigley Field appears to be awash in pink as I answer these questions. The Cubs gave pink t-shirts to fans in the bleachers today. It's a promotion to support breast cancer awareness for Mother's Day. Some of the players on the field are wearing pink shoes for the same reason.

Do you still watch cartoons? No.

What's your favorite love movie?

What do you drink with dinner? Depends on the dinner.

What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in? I like barbecue or honey dijon.

What is your favorite food/cuisine? American. I like beef.

What movies could you watch over and over and still love? So many! The aforementioned romance, A Hard Day's Night, My Man Godfrey and The Natural all spring to mind.

Last person you hugged/kissed? The woman at work who told me she was pregnant.

Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yes, for years and years.

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? HA!


  1. The only street sign I ever considered stealing is for a road with my last name. But I took a photo of it instead.

  2. I find the older i get, the less beef I eat. NOw that we are on Blue Apron, we eat more fish than ever and I am enjoying it. And thanks for the link to Operation Shoebox. I'd never heard of it. I will check 'em out!

  3. I like that you have AND use your local LFL. Also, pregnant coworkers are the best! Have fun. ;-)