Wednesday, February 20, 2013
What's the penalty in this state?
A little jailtime might be worth it.
We lost a coworker yesterday. I am sad about this. It hasn't escaped my notice that she can't be bothered to offer him contacts for a new job, or even shoot him a "how are you doing the morning after?" email or text. Instead she's blissfully on the phone, yammering all day with her sisters and friends. She's also been known to strum her ukelele and sing softly, right there at her workstation, in the office we all share.
In a world where lay-offs may still be imminent, I don't appreciate her advertising how NOT busy we are in this office.
I'm not violent by nature, but slamming her cranium with the gavel shown above might be satisfying.