If I could say just one thing to ...
1. Mel Gibson. You're just pathetic.
2. Lindsay Lohan It's not everyone else, it's you.
3. Chelsea Clinton Brava!
4. The Pope A child cannot seduce an adult.
5. BP Oil Company Do you know what you have done? Do you get it?
6. My ex I really did love you, you know.
7. My IPOD or computer I'm lost without you!
8. My favorite or least favorite teacher I remember what you taught me (for good or ill)
9. My family I miss Grandpa
10. My blog (What? You don't talk to your blog?) Um ... I feel kinda funny talking to you ... but my Queen says I got to ...