Friday, July 09, 2010

The mercury's rising

I really don't like hot weather. It makes me grumpy and lazy and ... um ... hot. Like today, on the el. I'm coming home from a sclerotherapy treatment (possibly my last). I'm not feeling especially attractive -- the post-treatment support hose don't help.

A guy had fallen asleep on the train. He was wearing a tank top that showed off well-toned arms in the sweetest tan color. My first thought was, "I wonder how his tattoo would taste?" I shocked myself. But not as much as I'd shock him if he was awakened by a pudgy old stranger licking his tattoo on the train!


  1. I, too, hate hot weather. Have I mentioned that before?

    What a funny image you created for me with the tattoo licking.

  2. Hm, do tattoo's have a certain taste to them? Guess I missed out on that particular experiment with the ex.