Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Wish they'd just do it already

Or, as Joe Biden would say, I wish they'd just fucking do it already.

Lay offs, I mean.

You have no idea how unpleasant the atmosphere here is. We actually were in meetings from 10:00 to 12:00, discussing how much we suck and blaming one another.* If I didn't need the unemployment stipend, I'd quit. But I do so I can't.

I just hope they can me before my vacation, so I'll get paid for it.

And I hope they call Clooney in to do it. I'd give him my key card any time.

*Oftentimes me. I won't belabor the point, except to say that since I helped clean up the mess, I am assumed to have made it. It's as though you stumble upon a dead body, call the police, and they arrest you for being near the deceased when they arrive.


  1. Not good to hear. I thought this was behind you. Argh.

    Please send Clooney over when you and Allison have finished with him - if there's anything left.

  2. I guess this means there's no work coming in either?
    It does seem like the writing has been on the wall for a while for you. What do you think they are waiting for?

  3. Well, if you have to be laid would be nice to have a sexy guy break the news.

    I hope that whatever happens, it'll work out for you.

  4. George would soften the blow. (I had about fifty naughty plays on words with that)...

    I hope everything works out smoothly.