Sunday, July 08, 2018

Sunday Stealing


SWAP BOT

1.Where were you 3 hours ago? Under the covers.

2.Have you ever eaten a crayon?
No. As a Kindergartener I did sample Play-Doh and found it salty, but I never consumed a crayon.

3.Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yes. The padded envelope my Posh cosmetics arrived in. I plan to reuse it if I mail this book I'm reading to my aunt.

4.When is the last time you went to the mall?
Two weeks ago. I had lunch with Nancy at The Olive Garden and picked up a new ceiling fan at Sears. (Now I have to call Cute Handyman and get the sucker installed.)

5.Are you wearing socks right now?
Nope.

6.When was the last time you drove out of town?
That would be never because I don't drive.

7.Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No.

8.What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water. Cool, clear water.

9.What are you wearing right now?
An oversized Elvis t-shirt and underpants.

10.Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
No car

11.Last food that you ate?
I had a piece of cheese.

12.Where were you last week at this time?
I don't recall

13.Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Nope. I nearly bought a blouse from ThredUp because I have $9.80 credit. But just because I have a credit doesn't mean I have to spend it right now.

14.When is the last time you ran?
I ran across the busy street last week so I could catch the yellow light. I am old and fat and it was hot. I was not happy about finding myself in this predicament.

15.What's the last sporting event you watched?
I watched my Cubs come from behind to beat the Reds, 8-7. It was a shocking game. At one point, we were down by 5 runs. But, as our manager Joe Maddon says, "We like the fight."





5 comments:

  1. Ah, yes, the commercial Play-Doh is made with a lot of salt. I used to make that salt clay for my girls' projects. Oh, Yes, mama's have resources.

    The dresses at ThredUp are quite nice. Thanks for the tip.

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  2. #14 hahahahahahahahahaha look both ways!!! xoxo

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  3. Old and fat sucks all the time, but it especially sucks in the heat we had this week. Blech!

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  4. You have a CUTE HANDYMAN and you haven't called him yet? Woman, what are you waiting for!

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