
… and I was, because I'm awake and have a pulse, let's take a closer look at this picture. What don't you see? That would be blood seeping through his pants.
These are the thoughts and observations of me — a woman of a certain age. (Oh, my, God, I'm 65!) I'm single. I'm successful enough (independent, self supporting). I live just outside Chicago, the best city in the world. I'm an aunt and a friend. I feel that voices like mine are rather underrepresented online or in print. So here I am. If my musings resonate with you, please visit my blog again sometime.




Mme. Book Mama tagged me for this meme …Link one must be about family
Link two must be about friends
Link three must be about yourself
Link four must be about something you love
Link five can be about anything you choose
Post your five links and then tag five other people. At least two of the people you tag must be newer acquaintances so that you get to know each other better.
Well, there you have it -- 5 of my Greatest Hits!
I'm a rule-breaker. A rebel, if you will. And so I'm not tagging anyone. But if you want to play, let me know in comments so I can check out your 5 posts.

As covered by Media Matters (shown below), correspondent David Shuster's comment that Chelsea Clinton is being "pimped out" by her mother's campaign has gotten him suspended. I didn't think this was that big a deal, but then, I'm a potty mouth. My mother was furious about the comment. Never a feminist, she was nevertheless upset that vocabulary associated with prostitution was used in conjunction with a female candidate and her daughter. And besides, she said, Chelsea's behavior has always been above reproach. Like Caroline Kennedy, she's America's Daughter. We've watched both Caroline and Chelsea grow up, slim down (and discover the importance of a flat iron) and consequently the American public has become fond of these women.
Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey are everywhere promoting their second cinematic collaboration, Fool's Gold. Maybe I'm too old to respond to their appeal, but I am convinced they are both hygenically challenged. It's as though my TV is equipped with smellovision. I just know if I got within a foot of either of them, I could detect stale cigs and pot mixed with too much hair product and perspiration. The thought of them kissing makes me a little nauseous.
Yesterday I watched the primary results and the Jefferson-Jackson Day speeches. Obama did well, Hillary kept pace and their speeches were fine. My candidate(s) took aim against McCain and it was spirited.
In the past month and a half, since my last trip to the neighborhood food pantry, I have collected a large, heavy bag filled with canned veggies and soups, pasta and baby food. Every time I go to the grocery, convenience or drug store, I pick up something on sale for $1 or less to add to the bag. It makes me happy to hunt down the best possible bargain each trip. (Like the can of beets I picked up yesterday for just 55¢.)
I got in this morning and my boss told me about new revisions we needed to get out ASAP. Noon would be nice. Definitely before eod. I knew I could handle my portion of the program, but I was concerned about my art director partner. She doesn't always handle stress especially well and we already had other deliverables scheduled. I explained to my boss that I didn't see how this was doable for her. He said, "Oh, I asked her already and she said it wouldn't be hard."
Damn! I had wagered on him choosing Michael Vick as his running mate. 
Jenny McB and her almost-grown son have discussed the signficance of this Presidential election.
This morning, when I went to vote and saw the names of a woman and an African American on the Presidential ballot, I was amazed and thrilled. Yes, I knew I'd find Clinton and Obama there, but actually seeing it had an undeniable impact on me. We have come such a long way during my lifetime, and I am very proud of the Democratic Party and of my country.
Today's theme is "first and last." I'm going to write about my very first and most recent trips to a movie theater.
See that face? That's Maggie May, one the Dogs that Keep Misty Sane. But she's only one of the things that make this award special.
For those of you who participate in the office Oscar pool, I know which movie will win the nude gold dude: No Country for Old Men. How do I know this? Because it's the one of the 5 nominated flicks I won't have seen by Oscar night.
Our population has grown and we have our first high rise. I am terribly proud of my subjects … I mean, I am terribly proud of our citizens. Please be sure to come by for a visit. Be sure to bring a pet. We like pets far more than people in Galtopia.

Tonight's CNN debate was civil and focused and once again I was pleased with both my choices. I lean toward Obama because he thinks bigger -- an intellectual with a vision for his country. Hillary sounds like a talented, dedicated bureaucrat -- and after watching George W. Bush bungle Katrina, I certainly don't think a talented, dedicated bureaucrat would be a bad person to have in the White House. Still, when faced with our weakened position in the global community, an inequitable economy and healthcare system and the prospect of Supreme Court appointments that will have an impact on my civil liberties and every woman's right to choose, I think Obama is who my country needs right now. (Also, I worry about the irrational hatred many Conservatives have for Hillary, and how that might help them rally around and support a candidate they may not be enthusiasic about otherwise.)
Appetizer
… I hate to go and leave this pretty sight."
Today's theme is Who Would You Like to Meet? This topic, the news of the day, and Ms. Skittles' own post, all combine to make me say this: there is no celebrity I would like to meet.
Mayor Daley is helping Barack Obama raise money.
Organizing all my tax paperwork … sorting through a stack or two (OK, three) of magazines … vacuuming … washing the bathroom floor … replenishing the cat litter and kibble supply … 3 loads of wash … I WAS going to do all those things today.
Every year at this time -- like a swallow mindlessly returning to Capistrano -- The Gal Herself returns to the movie theater to see as many Oscar-nominated movies as possible. Of the 5 Best Picture nominees, I've seen Michael Clayton, Juno and now, today, Atonement.Cricket's Hearth tagged me, and that makes me IT. I think it's neat to invoke a summertime kids' game on a frozen winter night.
4 Jobs I have had …
1. Babysitter (in high school; paid to eat potato chips and watch TV while the wee ones slept)
2. Receptionist at a real estate office
3. Secretary at Sears when it was still in The Sears Tower (I worked on the 6th floor of what was then the world's tallest building)
4. Associate Creative Director (my current job)
4 Moves I watch over and over …
1. Laura (a classic film noir from 1944; everyone in it is pretty and elegant and witty)
2. The Godfather (Spike TV has made it almost a weekly show, and I watch it dutifully watch)
3. The Way We Were (Poor Katie! Hubbell is beautiful but he is soooo not worth it!)
4. The Sound of Music (Loved it when I was a little girl, still love it now)
4 Places I have lived …
1. Carpentersville, IL -- where my basinette was located
2. Brookfield, IL -- where my family moved before I was 2; the house I lived in until I ran four towns over to …
3. Oak Park, IL -- where I still live now
That's it. Only 3. Sorry.
Cricket's Hearth had much better answers; she even met Elvis!
4 Shows I watch …
1. Law and Order:SVU (I keep hoping Elliott and Olivia will notice that they're in love)
2. Grey's Anatomy (McDreamy! Sigh.)
3. American Idol (But only after the finalists are chosen)
4. Hardball (HAH!)
4 Places I have been …
In acknowledgement of my geekiness:
1. The Truman Presidential Museum in Missouri
2. The Kennedy Presidential Museum in Massachusettes
3. The Clinton Presidential Museum in Arkansas
4. The Lincoln Presidential Museum in Illinois
4 People who email me …
1. My oldest friend
2. My best friend
3. My former boss
4. Robert Redford (OK, it's really spam from the Sundance catalog; just wanted to see if you were still reading)
4 Favorite things to eat…
1. Thin crust pizza
2. Burgers
3. Eggs Benedict
4. Salmon (esp. lox)
4 Places I would rather be …
1. Capt. Runaground, looking out onto the sea in Key West (aka "wasting away again in Margaritaville")
2. Chateau Elan Winery and Spa (see ticker below)
3. The friendly confines of Wrigley Field
4. Anywhere with my best friend (I miss him)
4 Things I look forward to this year …
1. A winning Cubs season (it's our centennial -- 100 years since our last World Series)
2. Longer hair (I'm letting it grow out and I'm at that awkward in-between stage)
3. FINALLY reaching my savings goal (to have 8 months' living expenses in the bank; I'm frozen at 7 but damn it, I will so save that last months' worth)
4. Being healthier (I figure losing weight and better skin will follow, right?)