OK, so I have a crush on high-profile criminal lawyer Joe Tacopina. What of it?
I first discovered him years ago when he represented a woman named Melanie MacGuire, the New Jersey nurse who was convicted of drugging, shooting, and dismembering her husband and putting him in set of Samsonites and dumping him into the Chesapeake. (You gotta admire a woman who is that thorough.)
Joe wears clothes beautifully for a tall man, and he appears very tender with the women he defends, even though they are accused of heinous things and tend to be ... well ... found guilty.