Your team is losing 9 to 5 to the Cubs. Every time you step out onto the field, the fans boo you. I can think of no better homecoming for the man who broke my heart by trading my beloved future Hall of Famer Greg Maddux for freaking Cesare freaking Izturis.To borrow from Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, we got lucky, babe, when we found Lou!
