So clearly Kwizgiver meant it for me!
Do you wear slippers? No
How many pictures are in your living room? 5
Do you wear a bra to bed at night? No
Do you ever watch Brady Bunch reruns? I have
Are you allergic to anything? Bee stings, morphine and erythromycin
When was the last time you called in sick? A week ago Friday (I was celebrating Mammogram Day)
Have you ever been in a car accident? No
What is your favorite snack food? It changes. Currently Cheez-It
Do you think you have a big butt? Everyone thinks I have a big butt
Would you like to look like your mom when you are her age? Sure
Have you ever seen a tornado? No
Do you think Barack Obama is sexy? No (It's the ears; besides, I think it would be ooky to be hot for the President)
If you won a million dollars, what would you buy first? Pay off my mortgage
What time is it right now? 4:59
Are you pregnant? No
Have you ever been pregnant? No
Do you like men who wear pink shirts and flip-flops? Together? At once? I'm reserving judgment till I see it
How many pairs of shoes do you own? 11 fewer than before I dropped those bags off Goodwill last Saturday
Do you think you are a hypocondriac? No
Do you own a dictionary? Yes
Where was the last place you went on vacation? Atlanta
Do you talk about your friends behind their back? Yes
Are you actually fat but are in complete denial about it? Yes
What color is your mouse pad? Don't use one
Does your kitchen have a theme? No
Do you like to mow the yard? I don't have a yard
Are you addicted to using Febreze? Addicted? No. Though I am a frequent/chronic user.
What is your ring size? 9
When was the last time you consumed alcohol? Last night
Do you know someone who gets food stamps? I don't think so
Do you have a basement in your home? No
Are you still in love with 1 of your exes? Yes. I don't stop loving people just because we've moved on.
Any big plans for the summer? No
What is your favorite comfort food? Pasta. Cheesey pasta
Do you prefer broccoli or asparagus? Asparagus
What color are your bedroom walls? Blue
Who do you live with? Joey, Charlotte and Rey
Which Star Wars movie is your favorite? I only saw the first one
How about Harry Potter? Never read the books, never saw the movies
What was the last movie you saw in theatres? I'm seeing SATC tonight!
Did you get the popcorn or the candy? Yes
What is the most romantic text in your inbox? I don't have any
Have you ever played miniature golf on a date? Yes
What's a phrase you overuse? Probably includes the word "fuck"
Where do you buy most of your shoes? I am very fair and spread the wealth
Do you always use good grammer? Usually
Do you have an accent or a speach impediment? I speak with broad, nasal a's and lisp slightly
What did you eat today? QP w/cheese
What do you do at work? Sell shit through the mail
Do you know the rules to any sports? Yes
Do you prefer to watch or play sports? Yes
What is your favorite kind of hat to wear? None
Do you pray? Of course
Who do you pray to? Jesus
What is the closest mountain to your house? I don't know
When is the next time you will move? When I'm drooling and ready to be institutionalized
Isn't there something better you could be doing right now? Yes
Is there anything good on TV? Always!
Does your significant other have a myspace? I don't have one
What is your dream marriage proposal? Hmmmm ... coming up blank here
What are your nicknames and who gave them to you? Most recent ones are from my friend, Chad.
How often do you wear jewelery? Daily
What size engine is in your vehicle? I don't have a vehicle
What do you need to do tomorrow? Groceries and/or laundry
Who do you hope never to see again? Like Beetlejuice, I believe it's better not to say his name
Which friend of yours lives the farthest away? My best friend
