I think I have the flu. My temperature is over 100ยบ and I cannot walk from the sofa to the refrigerator without stopping for a rest and my head hurts.
I want Mr. French to make me a gooey grilled cheese sandwich. I want Uncle Bill to bring it to me and sit on the side of the bed until I'm sure it's to my liking. Then I want another nap.
Is this normal? Or has the fever left me delusional?