Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Ten female celebrities and the superficial questions I'd ask them.
1) Elizabeth Taylor. What's it like to have once been the most beautiful woman in the world -- and now not be?
2) Jennifer Aniston. Do you still pine for Brad? Or is it just that you pining for Brad makes such good tabloid magazine copy?
3) Kate Middleton. Do you know what you're getting you're getting yourself into?
4) Nancy Grace. Do you really believe you're "a crusader for justice," or do you realize your show isn't that different from Jerry Springer's?
5) Laura Bush. What's it like to love a man when it seems the whole world is mad at him?
6) Paula Abdul. American Idol is floundering without you. Do you enjoy that?
7) Oprah. You can lay your hands on anything you want, so what's on your Christmas Wish List?
8) Madonna. What do you think of Lady GaGa?
9) Paris Hilton. What do you think of the Kardashian girls?
10) Hillary Clinton. So what's your marriage really like?