• I really do not trust -- and am not comfortable with -- one of the women I work with and I've been exposed to her too much lately. Leaves me feeling like Karen Silkwood. Give me the wire brush! I need a shower!
• I hate my fattitudinal fattiness.
• People are annoying and, as my oldest friend likes to say at times like this, "no damn good."
• The Cubs lost.
• It's still not Friday.
• I LIKED BROOKE! Why couldn't it have been Jason who went home?
• My best friend is at Jazz Fest in New Orleans, having fun, when he should be available to listen to me whine.
• I have never liked Madonna. Why is she staring out at me from all those magazine covers? Make her go away!
Yes, I'm PMS-ing. Draw your children closer. Lock your doors. No one is safe.