Too many Christmas cookies. All the margaritas I consumed while on vacation didn't help. I hate sounding this typical, but my goodness these work slacks feel tight today!
And precisely because I hate being this typical, I'm not going to join the masses who resolved to start working out today. The gym will be too crowded and besides, I have a lot of post-holiday/post-vacation crap to do this week … like laundry, bill paying, and then there's this pesky old job. (Presentation on Thursday. That's day after tomorrow. Yikes!)
But something must be done here. There's more than a little self-loathing going on here. This is within my control, after all. Perhaps it's time the treadmill move from the corner next to the dresser and land in front of the TV.