"It's a MAJOR AWARD and I won it!"

That is a classic line from A Christmas Story. The Bumbles are such movie lovers that I thought I would thank them with that bit of movie dialog. They said the nicest things about this ol' gal on their blog, and now I get to pay it forward.

1) Accept the award, post it on your blog together with the name of the person who has granted the award and their blog link.
2) Pass the award to ten other blogs that you’ve discovered. Remember to contact the bloggers to let them know they have been chosen for this award.

Following the tradition started by The Bumbles, I am going to flout the rules and pass the award on to three sister bloggers:

Kwizgiver -- A high school teacher, a loving daughter, practically a godmother to a certain rascally puppy, and in her way, a very daring blogger. It takes a lot of courage to hone in on and discuss some of the topics she takes on. BONUS: She has very eclectic taste in books and she reviews what she reads.

Snarkypants -- Ah, my Snarkela. Like me, Lisa is a fan girl. Her love of David Cook reminds me of mine for Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen, Greg Maddux, Bruce Willis, Jon Hamm ... (Is it me or is it getting warm in here?) Like me, she loves her furry roommates. However, unlike me, she has a genuinely mystic side, and that informs her special view of the world.

Boliyou -- Her blog is all over the place, but in a good way. You never know what you're going to find. Memes, quizzes, movie reviews, photography ... It's fun to see how she mixes it up, and where her posts take her (and us).

I would take my hat off to you three, but it's humid tonight and my hair is soooo frizzy So instead I'll just close by thanking you for the entertaining and thought provoking posts.

09 August Happiness Challenge -- Day 11

Tuesday. Hanging around at Sterling Cooper. My oldest friend sent me this absolutely great link that enabled me to create the 1960s-vintage gal you see before you. As you can see, I'm ready to walk onto the set of Mad Men, through the doors of Sterling Cooper, and take my place as the world's most experienced junior copywriter. Here I am, speaking to the client about our new "Jackie vs. Marilyn" Maidenform campaign. I didn't get to work on it, of course. 1960s Madison Avenue men wouldn't trust me with a client as big as Maidenform. But management realizes how effective a female can be presenting the "woman's point of view," so there I am. 

I'm wearing a brooch because I want to "fancy up" my boring work ensemble for the presentation, and women in my social strata, and pay grade, didn't have a lot of choices. I'm holding, but not drinking, the coffee because I'm trying to fit in. And the glasses are because they didn't have extended-wear contacts 45 years ago. (Click on the illustration to see it in greater detail.)

It's been fun to imagine myself back then, and it's made me grateful for the expanded opportunities I enjoy today.

The Queen's Meme

Done because my Queen says I gotta.

THE WOODSTOCK MEME

Forty years ago this week, three days of peace, love and rock 'n roll (and mud) happened near Bethel, New York. It was the Summer of 1969. 

Attire: Hippie jeans. Long hair. Legal or illegal smoke. Psychedelic vibe.

The scene: You are at Woodstock. You go alone but meet up with a beautiful man/woman. You spend three days together.

Put yourself inside the peace & love vibe. You can choose to be stoned or straight. I put it in the story for the sake of reality. Just don't inhale in this meme.

 

This is the conversation you have upon meeting or you can make it into what you overhear others say.

It makes no sense and has no continuity by design.

You must fill in the familiar blanks to finish the story. Some are song lyrics. You may use more than one word to fill in the blanks.

 

Oh! I forgot to tell you (must be the smoke in here) You have a new name. It must a combination of the first letter of your first name, the third letter of your middle name and the last letter of your last name.

Peace out! Somebody might wanna turn on a fan in here.

 

1. "Hello, my groovy name is TLG. I'm so into doing my own thing that I reject the tyranny of vowels. Can you dig it?"

 

"By the looks of those flowers in your hair, you must be hungry. Looks like somebody munched on your baby's breath, man."

 

"Didn't they tell you? No bad vibes allowed! Stop harshing me!"

 

 2. "Come on, Baby, light my fire. I mean, my looooove fire. The flame d'amour. I don't smoke herb. Leaves you broke, with bad breath and munchies."

 

"When I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take. Don't knock it. Prayer is the most natural high there is."

 

**puff puff** ("Could you blow that the other way, please. It's making my eyes burn, so I can't gaze at you and dig on your aura.")

 

3. "Because the first time ever I saw your ass in those low-slung jeans I realized that what the world needs now is love, sweet love. Besides, I always feel guilty watching you walk away when I should be looking at the stage. But I dig it!"

 

4. "Have I told you lately that I don't remember you? Hey! Don't step on that roach !! So I don't smoke, but maybe we can trade it for some Fritos or something."

 

"Dude. That guy is really weird but I think he's got Fritos."

 

5. "There's a party in my sleeping bag and half a million of my hottest man friends are coming over tonight and we're gonna loooove my baby off my mind. Darn the luck. It's raining picks and drumskins!"

"Luckily, Papa was a Rolling Stone and I'm on a first name basis with the cops. Really. He's Charlie Watts and he's been busted more than once."

 

**puff puff** ("I mean it about the pot, man. It's my air, too!")

 

6. "I'm really digging your line but that herb has got to go. Those flowers in your hair are beginning to smell like a campfire."

 

"Have I told you lately that I forgot you? These contact highs are a bitch."

** puff puff** ("I mean it! You are keeping me down and disrespecting my personal freedom and my personal space with all that smoke!")

7. "I'm beginning to see a furry penguin in those trees over there. Do you see it? Out of all the millions of hippies here, you are the most stoned. But I dig it, man."

 

**puff puff** ("You are not into me, are you?")

 

8. "I'd use all my blood, sweat and Mateus Rose just to get next to your brother. He's the one in the groovy Edwardian jacket, isn't he? A little dressy for a love-in, but I dig it."

 

"Love is free but I'd really like to buy that guy's Fritos. Did you try to work out that chips-for-doobie trade?"

 

It says "Make out not up. " Far out! Make up is so bogus. The tyranny of the man, making money off making women feel their natural beauty is inadequate. … I'm sorry, I shouldn't use that many big words when you're so stoned.

 

9. "I'm grateful to be back here in the mud 'cause there's a bad smell rising in Jefferson's Airplane. But that's okay, 'cause Joe Cocker said I could get by with a little wet dirt from my friends."

 

10. "Oh, by the way, your mustache is on fire. But I dig it."

Back to Black

Listening to her isn't the most uplifting experience. Who knew?

Still, it's Amy Winehouse day in my office and I'm listening to Back to Black. "Me and Mr. Jones" is on now. Sure, she's a basket case. But she also makes involving music. She's obviously done a lot of living (duh!) but at least it shows in her songs. Hard to believe the woman I'm listening to is barely 25.

09 Happiness Challenge -- Day 10

Monday. Men. It's been so hot here that you may see cops patrolling the Millennium Park area while wearing shorts. And what a heavenly sight that can be. I saw a peace office perched on a ledge beside an ATM machine, organizing the cash in his wallet,* and his legs were the perfect shape and covered with just the right amount of wheat-colored leg hair. I'm glad I was wearing sunglasses so he couldn't tell I was ogling him and hoping for an evil doer to strike so I could watch my Dream Cop spring into action. Sigh. A definite day brightener.

* I guess if you're a Daley cop with a side arm, you're comfortable doing that out in the open and in plain sight. I don't recommend it for anyone else, though.

Monday Movie Meme

This week's movie topic is all about weddings ...

My favorite wedding movies are:

The Philadelphia Story. Katharine Hepburn is forced to choose whether to walk down the aisle with  a young James Stewart or a young (but let's face it, he was great at any age) Cary Grant. Oh yeah, and the sanctimonious geek she was engaged to.

My Best Friend's Wedding. I love Julia Roberts in this because she's not afraid to behave very, very badly -- unusual for an actress who has won acclaim as America's Sweetheart.

Honorable mentions -- Movies that had memorable wedding scenes but weren't about weddings:

The Godfather and The Sound of Music.

09 August Happiness Challenge -- Day 9

Sunday. Movie Magic. I love movies. (You probably guessed that, since I chose Judy in "Get Happy" mode to illustrate the Happiness Challenge this year.) Today the joy they dependably give me is bookended between the one I saw at the theater and the one I'm watching on TV now.

Julie and Julia is terrific fun. I've never really liked Meryl Streep in the movies before, but I defy anyone to not like her here. She's adorable as Julia Child. So is Amy Adams. The story is romantic and engaging and delightful in an old-fashioned, Hollywood-happy-ending kinda way. I highly recommend it.

Pulp Fiction is a wacky exercise in ... I still don't know what the hell it is. I have probably seen it a dozen times in the past 15 years, enjoyed it every time, but I still can't categorize it. Just as Julie and Julia is comfortably formulaic, Pulp Fiction is like nothing I have seen before or since. I recommend it if you enjoy the way comedy can boomerang into tragedy and back again, and if your sense of humor is profane.

What they have in common is that they both transported me to another place for 90 minutes or so. I love that kinda magic.

Sunday Stealing

The Now Vs. Then Meme

Then: August 1999

1. Age: 42

2. Romantic Status: Involved with Colin

3. Occupation: Associate Creative Director

4. Fun night out: Movies, dinner, drinks after work

5. My BFFs: My oldest friend, Jon, Chad, Phil, Mindy, John, Cathy

6. I spent way too much time: in front of the TV

7. I spent not enough time: thinking about money

8. I wanted to be when I grew up: taller (by 42, I was grown up)

9. Biggest concern: I don't recall, but knowing me I'll bet it was something to do with Colin

10. What my biggest concern should have been: Money

11. Where did I live: In my tiny apartment (3A)

12. Dumbest thing I did that year: Went to Key West for my birthday instead of New Year's because I was worried about flying aroud the time of the millennium (remember Y2K?)

13. If I could go back now and talk to myself I would say: "You're right about Colin. He's sweet and fun, but this relationship won't really be of much consequence."



Now: August 2009

1. Age: 52

2. Romantic Status: Unattached

3. Occupation: Associate Creative Director (but at a different agency)

4. Fun night out: Good food and good conversation

5. My BFFs: My oldest friend, my best friend, John, Mindy, Kathleen

6. I spend way too much time: on the computer

7. I spend not enough time: doing housework

8. I want to be when I grow up: taller (by 52, I am beyond grown up)

9. Biggest concern: Money

10. What my biggest concern should be: Money

11. Where do I live: My condo

12. Dumbest thing I have done this year: Actually watched Celebrity Apprentice

13. What I think I would say to myself in 10 years: "You took very good care of your mother."

Summary:

1. What do I miss most from 1999: Jon (without the "h"), a friend and coworker. He and I have drifted apart, but I think of him often.

2. What do I miss least from 1999: That little apartment. It was a vintage building with temperamental wiring and if I kept the ac on for too long I'd blow a fuse.

3. What have I accomplished in 10 years that I am most proud of: Bought this condo

4. What have I NOT accomplished in 10 years that I wish I had: Become more disciplined about money, housework, etc.

09 August Happiness Challenge -- Day 8

Saturday. Cardio. I feel good. Because I didn't have many Saturday errands to run, I was able to spend as much time as I wanted on the bike and the elliptical and I pushed myself a bit.

Yes, I read this week's Time cover story ("Why Exercise Won't Make You Thin"). I'm willing to entertain that much of that article is true. But note I didn't say I felt "thin." I feel good. I'm confident that if I concentrate on being healthier, the weight loss will follow. As for now, it's nice to know I did something healthy for my heart, lungs, and bone density. It gives me a sense of accomplishment and well-being (and that zen feeling may come in handy during tonight's Cub game -- see post below.)

Yeah, it's pretty. So what?

This is Coors Field in Denver. Spooky things happen to my Cubs when they play here. Not bad, necessarily, but always unexpected. I suspect it's cursed. Upping tonight's weirdness quotient is Jason Marquis, a former Cub, taking the mound against my Boys in Blue.

Past #60 by 9:30 AM

The local food pantry is open from 9 til noon on Saturdays. Whenever I accumulate a bag of nonperishables -- it usually takes about a month -- I walk it over there.

There were more people there this morning than last month. In fact, there were more waiting than I remember ever seeing. Volunteers were passing out plastic numbers to those who were waiting. They were already past #60 and it wasn't even 9:30 yet!

I donated tuna, spaghettios, pork and beans and cookies, as well as toilet paper and toothpaste. Everything I purchased was on sale and I didn't spend more than $1 for any individual item, so picking these things up didn't really have much of an impact on my budget. I encourage you to do the same. The ongoing Recession makes it more important than ever for us to stand by our neighbors.

I discovered this food pantry because my church supports it. If you don't know where your neighborhood food pantry is, your can refer to the locator at Feeding America.

Eunice Kennedy Shriver hospitalized

According to CNN.com, she's in "critical but stable condition." Her family is by her side.

I can't get over the fact that she's 88! Since she and JFK were close, she appears prominently in many biographies of him, and so in my mind she's kind of frozen in her 40s. This is how I think of her, in 1963, when she accompanied her brother, President Kennedy, to Ireland. Eunice is visible over the President's shoulder. (The woman in the print dress with her back to the camera is a proud Kennedy cousin who lived in Ireland. President Kennedy promised the crowds in Ireland that he would return in Spring. Sadly he didn't live to do that.)

Mrs. Shriver's also the founder and remains the chairwoman of The Special Olympics, "which helps 3 million people with intellectual disabilities in nearly 200 countries around the world." And she's Arnold Schwarzenegger's mother-in-law -- which, I imagine, is a job in itself.

At the age of 88, any illness is serious. I hope that she's comfortable.

Saturday 9

Saturday 9: On Broadway

1. Have you ever seen a Broadway play? If yes what and when? My friend Barb and I subscribe to the Broadway in Chicago series, so we see all the Broadway productions when they come to town. But I have been to New York twice and have seen a Broadway production ON Broadway twice: A Chorus Line and The Real Thing.

2. Tell us about one strange event in your life this week. I received an email from the human resources department titled, "Is it safe to open an email from HR?" When I clicked on it, my MacBook crashed. REALLY crashed. It's been sent to Apple and I'm on a loaner until Thursday.

3. Have you ever lied to "get the guy/gal"? Only to myself.

4. Tell us about your best friend. He's a foodie. He loves wristwatches the way I love handbags. He puts a lot of care and concern into doing right by his family. He's related to John Adams (and, therefore, John Quincy Adams). He's really not that into sports. He thinks I'm neat.

5. What was the best vacation that you ever had? I really enjoyed spring in Boston. The Common and Public Garden were fresh and green and folks were enjoying being out with their kids and dogs. I also enjoyed the Kennedy Library.

6. What was the last big purchase you made? Joining the Formula Fitness Club here in town.

7. What is your favorite non-alcoholic drink and when did you start drinking it? Classic Coke. I can't remember not drinking it.

8. When was the last time someone did not believe you? I can't think of anything ...

9. You have signed on to direct a romantic comedy. Who are your stars? Diane Keaton and Richard Gere. This time their pairing would be healthier and more light-hearted than the first time we saw them together ...

09 August Happiness Challenge -- Day 7

Friday. The Friends of the Library Book Fair.

It's quite the event in this town. It's the library's biggest fundraiser of the year in a town that enthusiastically supports three library branches. Even in the drizzle, neighbors were lined up around the block to pay $5 to be among the first to check out the second-hand books. The book fair is held in the high school auditorium, and it's an awesome coming together of books and book lovers.

I came away with two pristine paperback mysteries -- Murder on the Orient Express and something by Evanovich -- for my Operation Shoebox Christmas package for the soldiers. Then I picked up some fluff (Scottoline and a Cat Who book) along with a JFK biography that looks very interesting (Kennedys at War) to add to my TBR stack. All five books came to $7.

My favorite moment came when I overheard a mom as she went through the biographies with her little girl, who appeared to be about 10. "The Story of My Life by Helen Keller! You are going to love this book!" It was great to see a mother pass a book she loved on to the next generation.

Then there's a personal little tradition I observe. Every year there's a book that you'll see time and time and time again. The book that many locals enthusiastically bought and then decided (almost in unison) that they were done with it and would never read it again. In 2006 it was The Corrections. In 2007, The Nanny Diaries. Last year, The Da Vinci Code. And this year ... drumroll, please ... it is My Life by Bill Clinton. (Sorry, Mr. President.)

Feelin' Nekkid

This morning I left the house without my rings. The one shown, decorated with lotus blossoms, is almost always on my right hand. There's usually a silver band on my left hand, too. My world is somehow just not right without my rings!

I also can't reliably tell my right from my left without them.

I'm glad it's a short workday so I can get home and retrieve them before I get hopelessly lost.

Nearly 50 questions

Liberated from Kwizgiver.

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? is there a star in the East? (Kwiz' original and very excellent answer)

2. Do you trust all of your friends?
No. Well, it depends ...

3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
Yes

4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Yes

5. Can you make a dollar in change right now?
If you'll accept only dimes and nickels

6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
My oldest friend. She works with doctors and speaks medicalese fluently.

7. Are you afraid of falling in love?
I say "no," but I suspect my shrink would disagree.

8. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
Yes

9. What’s your most favorite scar?
On the inside of the left thigh. We actually had an EARTHQUAKE here in Chicagoland in Spring '08 and it woke both me and my cat Joey up with a start. As he sprang into action, he accidentally scratched my leg. If it wasn't for the scar, I'm not sure I'd believe it really happened.

10. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
April '09

11. What did the last text message you sent say?
To my niece, regarding her summer job at a resort "How is it going? Do you get much time off? Are you having fun?"

12. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?
Hair. I love men's hair.

13. Fill in the blank: I love __________
alone time

14. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Lose weight to get healthier (Also Kwiz', but it's still good)

15. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time, whom would you call?
My mom

16. How many kids do you want to have?
Now I don't want any

17. Would you make a good parent?
No. I worry too much.

18. Where was your default picture taken?
On the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

19. Whats your middle name?
Ann

20. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
I miss my best friend

21. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
There's something I'd like to apologize for.

22. Who was (or will be)the maid of honor/ best man in your wedding?
An Elvis impersonator would be nice

23. What are you wearing right now?
blue blouse, jeans, blue/black sandals

24. Righty or lefty?
Righty

25. Best place to eat?
Monk's Pub

26. Favorite jeans?
Mommy loves all her jeans equally

27. Favorite animal?
Okapi

28. Favorite juice?
Orange juice

29. Have you had the chicken pox?
Yes. I remember having to wear mittens indoors so I wouldn't scratch.

30. Have you had a sore throat?
Yes

31. Ever had a bar fight?
No

32. Who knows you the best?
My mom, my oldest friend or my best friend

33. Shoe size?
6.5

34. Do you wear contacts or glasses?
Yes. Right now, contacts.

35. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
No. I have cats, and fighting with a cat is an exercise in futility.

36. Been to Mexico?
No

37. Did you buy something today?
Just lunch

38. Did you get sick today?
No

39. Do you miss someone today?
See #20

40. Did you get in a fight with someone today?
Nope

41. When is the last time you had a massage?
Sunday, July 26. (I checked my calendar)

42. Last person to lay in your bed
Me

43. Last person to see you cry?
No one was around last time I cried. Though it did frighten my cat, Charlotte.

44. Who made you cry?
Marley and Me

45. What was the last TV show you watched?
Morning Joe on MSNBC

46. What are your plans for the weekend?
The village book fair! A very big event in my town.

47. Whom do you think will repost this?
Snarkela

48. Who was the last person you hung out with?
Had lunch with a coworker.

49. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?
"Who are you?" For if I have a significant other, I don't know about him.

If you play along, let me know so I can compare our answers.

This, however, makes me UNhappy

FERRIS BUELER DIRECTOR HUGHES DIES

Writer and film director John Hughes, whose films in the 1980s depicted teen angst on the North Shore, died of a heart attack in New York today, his publicist said.

Hughes, 59, directed Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller's Day Off, among other films.

09 August Happiness Challenge -- Day 6

Thursday. I like this job.

Sure, I complain about it. But that's  because I have a problem with authority. This afternoon, as I enjoy my frosty, free beer, I reflect on why I like my job.

1) Beer cart on Thursday afternoons.

2) The office closes early on Fridays in summer.

3) Generous vacation policy.

4) A good client.

5) Enviable medical insurance that includes dental.

6) Two paychecks a month. Yea!

I reserve the right to bitch about it again. But today, I appreciate having this job and it makes me happy.

Thursday Thirteen #119 -- Paula in her own words

THIRTEEN REAL-LIVE
PAULA ABDUL TWEETS

It's official: Paula Abdul is leaving American Idol. This makes me sad. It really does. For while it's easy to make fun of Paula (and I have laughed at her weepiness, her spaciness and her dramatics), there's also a loopy sweetness about her that made her the perfect foil for Simon Cowell.

To celebrate her unpretentious goofiness, I give you 13 of her recent Twitter tweets. She uses this social network as a way to communicate with her public, and can squeeze a lot of affectionate silliness into 140 characters. These are all legit.

1) My favorite color is lavander! What's yours? (July 2)

2) To a fan upset because her dog died. I'm gonna help you! Is your dog a boy or girl? Can you send a pic? And a brief description of their personality! xo!! (July 21)

3) Reading your tweets makes me feel so good and positive- I'm walkin' on sunshine!! (July 21)

4) I need u2know that what u have just said has affected me in a way that I can't even put it into words u are so special2me (July 21)

5) I've been invited to meet the Dalai Lama & Sir Richard Branson at the end of September. (Aug 4)

6) I'm thinking of bringing the dogs to the beach this weekend for some fun in the sun. What are you guys up to this weekend? (July 10)

7) About her chihuahuas I am brainstorming on more ideas for the adventures of Bessie Moo & Thumbelina, have any idea’s? (July 8)

8) Hope everyone is enjoying their pool parties and bbq's! Have a safe holiday and remember to keep your pets inside so they don't get scared! (July 4)

9) Acupuncture usually doesn't hurt, but my guy is brutal. He goes right to the nerve ending, but it's so good for me. (July 1)

10) My Chihuahua posse is getting their pawdicure's right now. I'll take a picture when their fully coiffed. (June 30)

11) I SOOO LOVE & ADORE my fans!! U All have stuck by me, LOVED ME& have inspired ME 2 KEEP DOING WHAT I LOVE to DO! XoP (June 28)

12) With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to Idol. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all.. (August 4)

13) I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent,but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from day1become an international phenomenon. (August 4)

To participate yourself, or to look up more TT participants,
visit the hub (thursday-13.com).

"Those Whom God Hath Joined Together, Let No Man Put Asunder."

My question is, how do you know WHO God hath joined together?

I spent all morning sitting on a bench outside a county courtroom with my oldest friend. We were there because her weird-ass ex was trying to weasel out of child support. My role today was to lend moral support, and I didn't mind at all. First of all, my friend is dependably there for me. Secondly, it was great theater. Everyone who walked by was involved in a case, there were laughter and tears, and quite the cross section of humanity.

It was in this context that I saw my friend's ex-husband for the first time in years. I was surprised by how sad, old and goofy he looked. Both his hair and his lips were thinner than I remembered. He was trying to look officious and prepared, standing there in his pressed white shirt, accordion folder in hand and calculator at the ready. I have no idea why he needed such a big folder for one little dispute and he looked so silly with his short yellow tie barely reaching mid-belly. As it became more obvious that he wasn't going to get what he wanted, the angrier and more stubborn he became.

My friend has always been a friendly, sweet-natured woman who aims to please, to avoid conflict. I can't imagine what she saw in this putz in the first place, and seeing them together now I can barely believe they were married at all.

Being around his toxic energy for hours, I conclude that God couldn't possibly have ever joined these two together, and therefore I'm glad they divorced.

09 August Happiness Challenge -- Day 5

Wednesday. Blue skies. It's 78º and sunny this afternoon. The sky is a beautiful blue, visible between the leaves on the trees. In all, a very pretty day, and days like this make me happy.

It's supposed to be 90º+ this weekend. I hate the heat, so I must treasure today.

Atta Bill!

Bill Clinton, shown here arriving in North Korea, did good today, Acting as a "diplomat at large," he negotiated the release of journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee.

I'm happy to see the Obama Administration using him where he can do the most good. For, to most of the world, he isn't "Bad Bill," the self-indulgent Baby Boomer who can't control his appetites, the one who is so often the butt of jokes on late night TV. Internationally he's regarded as "Good Bill," an intelligent, warm, quick-witted and open representative of the United States.

Over the past 17 years, I have come to believe "Bad Bill" and "Good Bill" are two parts of the same whole. I think we all are comprised of negative and positives, it's just since Bill Clinton is an outsized personality, both his positives and negatives are bigger than life.

09 August Happiness Challenge -- Day 4

Tuesday. "Things are fine."

My best friend left for a spur-of-the-moment family trip yesterday morning. He left word that they were going "to California for a few days." I'd be happy for him if I wasn't so worried. California is more than 150,000 square miles. There was a 6.9 earthquake in Baja yesterday that was felt all the way to San Diego.

Naturally, because I worry, I was sure that he and his family were crushed under rubble somewhere. I mean, what other reason could he possibly have for not contacting me during a vacation with his wife and kids?

This afternoon I received an email: "Things are fine and we made it safely. Just haven’t checked email till now."

Oh, I guess there's that.

The important thing is that things are fine and now I can stop obsessing. At least, obsessing about this. And I'm happy that my best friend understands my gift for awfulizing and indulges me.

The Queen's Meme #4

Completed by Royal Decree

WBLOG TV: The Meme. The place where unbloggable news happens and sources are never a secret. You are the creator, producer, writer and news anchor of the WBLOG nightly news. It is your job to deliver the news in your own style from your own blog.

And oh, you get to make up the news! Here's your assignment:

1. The Weather Channel: I'm partly sunny with the sudden appearance of unruly curls. Humidity does just does that to me and my hair.

2. The News Channel: The Gal Herself remains steadfast in her attempts to avoid doing her annual Performance Self-Appraisal. (Details in the post below)

3. The Economic Channel: Our financial expert encourages you NOT to read the information on your paystub that details how much has been deducted from your check and why. The odds are you can't do anything about it, and focusing on what you're not taking home will only frustrate you. The wisdom of this advice dates back to early vaudeville:

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I do this."
Doctor: "Then don't do that."

4. The Entertainment Channel: All is not well with The Saved by the Bell reunion. Hear it from Lisa Tuttle herself.

5. The Sports Channel: Tegwar* is the high-stakes cards-and-dice game and it doesn't matter who I play against because I will always win.

6. The Comedy Channel: A mother is walking along the beach with her son. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a wave crashes onto the shore and sweeps the kid out to sea. Shocked and heartbroken, she falls to her knees and cries aloud to God above, "Good Lord, please! I promise I will become a good, church-going woman and obey all your Commandments. Just please undo what you have just done!" Just as suddenly another giant wave crashes against the shore and deposits her son, wet but none the worse for wear, right there on the beach. Again the mother raises her head and her voice to God, shouting, "He had a hat!"

Thank you, thank you. Enjoy your meal and please remember to tip your waitress.

7. The Religious Channel: To borrow from an old-time Chicago newspaperman, the new upstart religion of Galism exists to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

8. The Soap Opera Channel: The Cub Fans' Lament. It's the continuing, multi-generational saga that's been running for 100 years now. It tells the story of those brave souls who willingly face heartache, disappointment, billy goats, black cats and even Steve Bartman because they just can't help believing, "This is the year!" (The Cubs are in first place today, after all!)

*The Exciting Game Without Any Rules

Please don't turn me in

For I am still putting off doing my annual Performance Self-Appraisal. Because I don't feel like it. If anyone asks me, I'll come up with a better excuse. But what kind of world would it be if a girl can't tell her own blog the truth?

Tuesday Tunes #24

Tell us about the first album you ever bought.

Here it is. I was 6. I paid for half and my dad paid the other half.

In every job that must be done there is an element of fun. You find the fun and SNAP! The job's a game. And every task you undertake becomes a piece of cake. A lark, a spree, it's very clear to see …
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down


If you'd like to play along (and, please, try to be hipper than I was), click here.

09 August Happiness Challenge -- Day 3

Monday. I saw Mr. Chicago this morning!

My friend John and I christened this gentleman Mr. Chicago back in 1981, and I am thrilled to say he's still around and looks well. At least, well for Mr. Chicago.

We don't know him, exactly. And we don't know anyone who has ever spoken to him. Yet, often when we describe him, other Loop denizens say, "I know that guy!"

When he first captured our attention in the early 1980s, Mr. Chicago looked like he was trying for the Barry Gibb effect: Backcombed and sprayed brown hair, shirt open to show a gold chain, and luxuriant facial hair. The thing of it is, by the 1980s, even Barry Gibb had abandoned that look, so Mr. Chicago stood out. Whenever spotted (and Mr. Chicago is a warm weather bird, with no reported winter sightings), he always looks like he's walking purposefully ... somewhere. We have seen him all over town, day and night. Never indoors, always out on the street. Always alone, never looking lost or sad and bewildered. Wherever he is, Mr. Chicago looks like a man on a mission.

Well, the 1980s are long gone and Mr. Chicago's look has changed ... a little: Backcombed and sprayed white hair, shirt open to show a gold chain, and luxuriant white facial hair. Since he's so meticulously groomed (albeit in very old clothes) and thin but not sickly, I assume that he's taking good care of himself and that he's happy. Besides, he clearly has a busy schedule. He's always determinedly on his way ... somewhere.

Like legendary Cub fan Ronnie Woo, Mr. Chicago is one of those idiosyncratic characters that make working in a big city so interesting.

Stay well, Mr. Chicago! Seeing you again this morning made my day!

It's not that I love Elliott Stabler ...

... it's that Olivia loves him. Yes, he's a hot head. Sometimes he borders on Neanderthal. But, like Olivia, he cares about the victims, especially the children. That binds them together. Olivia accepts him because he accepts her. He keeps her secrets and supports her.

They love one another so much, but they don't know it. (Sniffle, sniffle.)

See, when I don't feel well, even the Law & Order: SVU Marathon can make me misty.

09 August Happiness Challenge -- Day 2

Sunday -- My nephew is a great kid.

He's spending today with my mother and I had promised him I would swing by. He wanted us to play Beatles Monopoly together, and he wanted me to see his new glasses, which he says look (Harry) "Potterish." He, me and Grandma were going to have a fine afternoon.

But my stomach has been giving me trouble for about 3 hours now. I don't think I should travel far from home and besides, this may be a contagious bug. It would be rather selfish under the circumstances to hang around with a 70-something woman and a 9-year-old boy.

So I called him to explain. He was very sweet. "Of course you can't help it!" he said in his most reassuring voice. Though he was looking forward to playing Beatles Monopoly because he has become "the master," having beaten his mommy in "less than 38 minutes!"

He's a very entertaining phone conversationalist, telling me about a sleepover on Friday night and how soon his new class assignment will be posted on "the 4th grade door" at school and how he hopes next year he'll still be with Jimmy and Leland and Tanner. But not Seth. (He's been with Seth since Kindergarten, when Seth once stepped on his head during naptime. My nephew doesn't see how Seth, or anyone, can "accidentally" step on another person's head!)

So while I will miss playing The Monopoly Master with the Potterish Glasses today, I very much enjoyed our lively time together on the phone.

I bet it's good to be First Lady

Music superstar Paul McCartney is rocking out at FedEx Field Saturday night and, since he's near the White House, Sir Paul gave a special tribute to first lady Michelle Obama: Before playing the Beatles classic, "Michelle", McCartney told the packed audience that he was dedicating it to the first lady.

Sunday Stealing

Sunday Stealing: The Alpha Meme

My roommate and I once: had cookies and milk before bed. Since moving out of my parents' home (where I had my own room), I have never shared living quarters with anyone. So I am referring to a weekend getaway to Vegas about 3 years ago. My oldest friend and I were staying at the Riviera, and they actually had cookies and milk on the room service menu. I thought that was neat.

Never in my life have I: had a roommate

High school was: yucky!

When I’m nervous: talk (even) faster.

My hair: is thick and healthy … and I'm glad.

When I was 5: I had three great loves -- my Lassie dog (a plush toy who now resides in my closet), Billy (the "boy" next door who was a mere 22 years my senior), and Little Joe Cartwright (Michael Landon).

When I turn my head left: I see my bathroom.

I should be: doing a little housework instead of blogging.

By this time next year: 20 pounds lighter. (I am so gonna lose that weight!)

My favorite aunt is: my only aunt. I owe her an email.

I have a hard time understanding: The Obama Birther Controversy.

You know I like you if: I spend time with you (on the phone, online or -- gasp! -- in person). As I get older, I'm more selective about who gets into my life.

My ideal breakfast is: eaten out so I have no preparation and no dishes.

If you visit my home town: be sure to stop by Five Guys for a burger.

If you spend the night at my house: you'd better not be allergic to cats.

The animal I would like to see flying besides birds: a squirrel who talks and wears goggles.

I shouldn’t have been: so lazy about my exercise and daily diet.

Last night I: thoroughly enjoyed that extra innings Cubs win.

A better name for me would be: Lazy Bones (sleeping in the sun, how you 'spect to get your day's worth done?)

I’ve been told I look like: Julie from The Love Boat.

If I could have any car, it would be: chauffeur driven and valet parked.