Re: Anna Nicole, all there is to say is, "Of course!"

OF COURSE Larry Birkhead is the father! He was actually interested in being in that poor little girl's life since before she was born. He seems to be the only decent person in this tawdry saga.

OF COURSE Howard K. Stern wants to keep handling Anna Nicole's estate! What else is he going to do? He hasn't had any other client but Anna Nicole during this century. And who would hire him, after the press he's received?

OF COURSE this DNA test was handled by the same lab that works for the Maury Povich Show! What could be more fitting?

That takes care of Imus and Anna Nicole for today. I suppose I could muse about the actual news of the day -- Alberto Gonzalez and the subpoena he just received, or Bush vs. Congress re: the funding of the war. But that's all so real and consequential. And depressing. I like the toy news better.