
"Some people are born to be adults. Others have adulthood thrust upon them."
"She liked imaginary men best of all."
"Inner beauty won't get you laid."
"I will not obsess. I will not obsess. I will not obsess."
"It will be a great day when schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber."
"Some days it really isn't worth chewing through the restraints."
"I am not like the others. My strangeness is my strength."
"Sugar … prozac … coffee … Now I'll have a nice day."
"Mommy, when I grow up I want to help smash the white racist, homophobic, patriarchal bullshit paradigm, too!"
Ha! That's officially amusing. I especially enjoy:
ReplyDelete"Mommy, when I grow up I want to help smash the white racist, homophobic, patriarchal bullshit paradigm, too!"
Those are hysterical.
ReplyDeleteI especially liked..
"Sugar … prozac … coffee … Now I'll have a nice day
I wanted to post on your Thurday Thirteen, but the comment link is gone.
I have to agree I loved all those shows, Friends has to be my all time Fav. Phoebe "Smelly Cat" is hands down one the funniest songs she ever did.
I just LOVE "Some days it really isn't worth chewing through the restraints."
ReplyDeleteI often feel that way (not literally of course)! I also love your Thursday 13! Feel free to check out my very first 13!