Inspired by Kwizgiver, who shares 10 great summer quotes,
I celebrate a man for all seasons with 10 quotes from
I celebrate a man for all seasons with 10 quotes from
GROUCHO MARX
1. If you want to see a comic strip, watch me take a shower.
2. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
3. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read anyway.
4. Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. And how he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
5. Don’t gulp that poison! It’s $4 a bottle!
6. Any man who can see through women is missing a lot.
7. I don’t want to belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member.
8. I have here an accident policy that will absolutely protect you no matter what happens. If you lose a leg, we'll help you look for it.
9. I intend to live forever or die trying.
10. I’ve known and respected your husband for many years – and if you’re good enough for him, you’re good enough for me!
2. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
3. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read anyway.
4. Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. And how he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
5. Don’t gulp that poison! It’s $4 a bottle!
6. Any man who can see through women is missing a lot.
7. I don’t want to belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member.
8. I have here an accident policy that will absolutely protect you no matter what happens. If you lose a leg, we'll help you look for it.
9. I intend to live forever or die trying.
10. I’ve known and respected your husband for many years – and if you’re good enough for him, you’re good enough for me!
I especially like #9. A Marx Motto.
ReplyDelete#3 is my favorite!
ReplyDeleteI just love Groucho-isms in general. "The Essential Groucho" is on my TBR pile.
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