Sunday, September 30, 2012

Sunday Stealing


Sunday Stealing: The End is Near Meme, Part Two



21. BIGGEST LIE THAT YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD? I'll answer regarding quantity vs. content. Back in the days when I was a boss, I had an art director who lied to me about everything. For no particular reason. For example, he once told me he was an only child, yet another coworker had met his brother.

22. BLONDES, BRUNETTES, REDHEADS OR BALD? Brown hair.

23. WHO DO YOU PHONE MOST? It used to be my mom.

24. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB? Babysitter.

25. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE SUNDAY STEALING? Sorting my laundry and paying bills. (I know, I know ... sexy, huh?)

26. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE? Liposuction!

27. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY? Because fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, and I gotta post.

28. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My green eyes.

29. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? Buy bootleg hootch from speakeasies.

30. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT/HAVE? Kids just were never in the cards for me.

31. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No.

32. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes.

33. WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY? At about 8:30 on a late summer Sunday evening.

34. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course. I consider it a party just to be near me.

35. DO LOOKS MATTER? Yes. More than they should.

36. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? By yelling.

37. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? The local movie theater.

38. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? Sometimes.

39. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Moi? Jamais!

40. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? No.
 
 

7 comments:

  1. Hey, I found you on SS, I have added you to my blog list, I really like your technique and prose.

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  2. Such glamorous lives we lead (ref #25)!

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  3. The mosh pit surprised me as well...

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  4. Living in the South, I'm sure Moonshine would be easy to come by if alcohol was banned.

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  5. Why would anyone lie about having a brother? Oh wait...never mind...

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  6. Liposuction fits here too. I never dreamed I would have kids so you never know.

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  7. Hmmm I've met so many pathological liars, it's ridiculous. Thank goodness I didn't lose my virginity to one though! :)

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