Why I prefer snow

If the mercury didn't rise to 100º, it came close. And consequently today I rode the el with an unattractive phenomenon -- non-hygienic urban youths looking to sell OTC decongestant to get high. Yes, three really smelly kids had at least 30 boxes of Mucinex DM between them and not a one of them seemed to have a cold. Though a little nasal congestion would have helped me because they were really, really sweaty and stinky.

You don't see, or smell, this kinda thing on public transportation in December.

Our Summer Outing

My nephew and I spent a day and a half in Springfield, getting to know Mr. Lincoln, Illinois' most famous citizen. (Sorry, Oprah!)

Friday we went to Lincoln's tomb. Like decades of visitors before us, we rubbed Abe's nose for luck. Inside we paid our respect to the great man and felt bad for the sad, long-suffering Mary. The tour guide gave us an overview of how Lincoln's body was nearly kidnapped.

Saturday morning, after a buffet breakfast that included a lot of bacon (my nephew loves bacon) we went on to Mary and Abraham's home. When they left for DC, they sold their furniture but kept the house because they completely meant to retire here. Neither of them ever set foot in here again. Mary could not confront the happy memories and all the loss (after all, by then she had not only lost her husband but two of the sons who had been born here).

Then we toured The Old State Capital. Lincoln gave his famous "house divided" speech here. It's also the site where Barack Obama announced his historic run for the Presidency. My nephew seemed to think this one was a yawn, but I'm confident that when he's older he'll be glad we made this stop. I learned where the phrase "red tape" came from. Back in the 1800s, deeds and birth/wedding/death certificates, etc., were delivered to the state capitals in bunches wrapped first in red yarn and then, literally, in red tape. The document wasn't "official" until the "red tape" was cut and it was filed with the state.

Last we went to the Lincoln Presidential Museum. It was an honor and a privilege to see The Gettysburg Address in the man's own hand. The museum is very interactive, very good for children and young people. If you look closely, you can see John Wilkes Booth hovering behind the Lincoln family. My nephew had a great time posing behind Booth and giving him devil horns. At 12, he's in that netherworld between kid and teen and, while reading and paying close attention to the exhibits, he had a childish habit of shuffling his feet in almost a little dance when he's lost in thought. While it amused me, I had to bust him. It wasn't really appropriate to do a Happy Dance when confronted with the death of toddler Eddie Lincoln or the controversy caused by The Emancipation Proclamation.

We also swam in the hotel pool and he ate his first cannoli. He liked the former but didn't think the latter lived up to its photo on the menu.

Even I didn't expect this!

I'm always a Cub fan, win or lose. But it's easier when they win. Which they have actually been doing! They have reigned victorious for 7 of the last 10 games, with a winning streak of four in a row. I'm beginning to expect a happy outcome when I sit down to watch a game. How cool is that?

I just wish we weren't soon going to say goodbye to Ryan Dempster and maybe even Geovany Soto, two of my favorite players. It's almost as though the better they do, they sooner they will leave, and that makes me a little sad.

Sunday Stealing

Sunday Stealing: The Movie Time Meme 
 

1. What is your all-time favorite costume? Natalie Wood in Splendor in the Grass. The outfit in her last scene provides the perfect visual coda. It's clean and white and fresh, befitting her escape from the drab, repressive surroundings that caused her so much pain.

2. What classic film would you nominate for a remake? The Americanization of Emily (1964). The way the Iraq war was marketed to us with embedded reporters (remember poor David Bloom of NBC?) makes me think this is a story that could powerfully be retold for modern times.
 
3. Name your favorite femme fatale. Martha in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf. Though if she were here, I'm not sure she'd accept the title, saying, "I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster."

4. Name the best movie title. The Strange Loves of Martha Ivers. I've never seen the movie, but it's on TV a lot and I think, "Wow, that sounds like a trashy good time."

5. Describe the worst performance by a child actor that you’ve ever seen. Cammie King as Bonnie Blue Butler in GWTW. Didn't even have to give this one a moment's thought.

6. Who gets your vote for most tragic movie monster? Frankenstein.

7. What is the one Western that you would recommend to anybody? Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Because Newman and Redford are the coolest guys who ever lived.

8. Who is your ideal movie-viewing partner? For old movies? My mom.

9. Has a film ever made you want to change your life? If so, what was the film? The Way We Were. I often (still) find myself tamping down the truest part of my personality to fit in, and I (still) always hate myself for doing it. I believe this is the twenty-second time I've mentioned that movie in this blog ...
 
10. Think of one performer that you truly love. Now think of one scene/movie/performance of theirs that is too uncomfortable for you to watch. Judy Garland. Love Finds Andy Hardy (1938). I hate how she's the talented ("I sing, you know") but plain girl in contrast to Ann Rutherford and especially Lana Turner, because I have read how much those comparisons hurt her in real life.

11. On the flip side, think of one really good scene/performance/movie from a performer that you truly loathe. June Allyson in Little Women. I know, I know! She's not even really very good in that. 

12. What is your favorite romantic comedy? When Harry Met Sally. All the recent talk about Nora Ephron reminds me how completely credible those two characters and their romance were. 

13. What is your favorite drama? The Way We Were (Ding! Ding! #23)

14. Worst film you've seen? Town and Country. Starred Diane Keaton, Goldie Hawn, Garry Shandling and Warren Beatty. And it could not suck more. Staggeringly bad. Not even funny-bad. Just bad.

15. How do you feel about the majority of romantic films being labeled "chick flicks"? I don't think about it, one way or the other.

16. Favorite on-screen couple? Nick and Nora Charles -- William Powell and Myrna Loy -- from The Thin Man movies.

17. Favorite off-screen couple? Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward

18. Best kiss in a movie? William Hurt and Holly Hunter sneak out of the Correspondents Dinner in Broadcast News.

19. Favorite scene? "Boobies!" From Valley of the Dolls

 

20. Who are 2 film characters you wished had gotten together, but never did? Mary Poppins and Bert the Chimney Sweep. (Though I have my suspicions ...)

21. Two actors you think would have great chemistry, but have never done a film together? Jennifer Aniston and Hugh Grant

22. Favorite song in a film (doesn't have to be from a musical)? A Hard Day's Night

23. Best score from a film? Help!

24. Best film quote? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli." The Godfather.

25. A film you'd recommend that is a "Must See" for us to watch? A Hard Day's Night. It's not only very, very funny, the performance footage at the end makes a wonderful Beatlemania primer.

Observations on a 12 year old boy

I'm traveling with my nephew and wondering if I ever slept this soundly or was this consistently ravenous or this impervious to summer heat. He sleeps through anything, is always up for a "snack" (like a burger with fries) and refers to 94° and relentless sun as "not so bad."

Riding the rails

First thing tomorrow morning, my nephew and I are off to Springfield to visit Abe Lincoln. We're going to the President's Tomb, the Museum and Library, and his home. I think part of why my nephew chose this for his summer outing the allure of going far away (at least by his rather circumscribed standards) by Amtrak.

Visiting the President's Tomb is not as grim as it may sound. Legend has it if you rub his nose, you will enjoy good luck.

My poor Mom

She had to put her cat to sleep yesterday. Now, for the first time ever, she is completely alone in her house. She is bereft. I wish there was something I could do to help her, but there isn't.

Losing a pet is losing a friend. It's a journey to get through it. She's in my thoughts and prayers.

"It was Paterno who ruined Paterno"

There is objective evidence that the beloved Joe Pa knew about Sandusky and the child molestation since 1998. He apologized for, and ultimately helped pay off, a pedophile. There is nothing that Paterno accomplished in his sports career that can wash this away.

It's like saying, "But the Juice won the Heisman!"

I am a sports fan. I indulge in hero worship. But I cannot stomach this. And no one should.

Thursday Thirteen #179

THIRTEEN FACTS ABOUT NATALIE WOOD

Natalie Wood is in the news again, after decades, because her death has been re-examined. It makes me sad that today she's best known as a celebrity drowning victim, because she had an impressive career.

1) Between her debut at age 5 and her death at age 43, she acted in more than 50 film and TV shows.

2) She received three Oscar nominations, all before the age of 25.

3) Her breakthrough childstar role is Susan, the sophisticated little girl who goes toe-to-toe with Santa in Miracle on 34th Street.

4) As a child she appeared with Bette Davis, Bing Crosby, Ethel Barrymore, James Stewart, and Marilyn Monroe. It was good training as she developed her own glamorous movie star persona.

5) Her breakthrough teen role came at age 16 in Rebel Without a Cause. She was rewarded with an Oscar nomination for a Best Supporting Actress Oscar.

6) She played the pivotal role of John Wayne's niece in the classic The Searchers.

7) Her first major hit as an adult actress was Splendor in the Grass in 1961. The film was popular with audiences, made Warren Beatty a star and earned Ms. Wood her second Academy Award nomination.

8) Her next film was West Side Story. Today, more than 50 years later, it's still one of the most profitable films of all time.

9) Her string of hits continued with Gypsy, Love with the Proper Stranger (her final Oscar nod) and Sex and the Single Girl.  

10) She hit a rough patch with audiences in 1966 with four consecutive, big-budget flops. She took some time off and came back with the popular but controversial Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice.

11) That was her last major film success. She went into semi-retirement to concentrate on being a mom to her little girls.

12) She married Robert Wagner twice and appeared with him in one film (All the Fine Young Cannibals in 1960) and later on TV, including cameos on his shows Switch and Hart to Hart.

13) She always wore a bracelet or large watch on her left wrist to cover a bump she considered unsightly. She realized no one else noticed her "deformity" and jokingly called her ornamentation The Badge. But her insistence on The Badge whenever she was photographed or even went out in public shows how insecure one of the screen's loveliest stars could be.

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I Want Wednesday

I want all public restrooms to have toilet paper. Let's agree to never speak of this again. Shudder.

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• What are you currently reading? The Meryl Streep Movie Club by Mia March. “A novel of love, family and movie night.” I really like the protagonists and appreciate how clearly they are drawn. But the story telling is pretty predictable and, while I will finish it, I'm very sure I already know who will live happily ever after and with which man. It's just Ms. March's first novel, though, so I think it shows promise and I enjoy how she ties in the magic of the movies.

 
• What did you recently finish reading? Robert B. Parker's Lullaby. It was an engaging mystery that was true to Spenser/Parker's unique voice. Also, it has me longing to go back to Boston.

• What will you read next? Anne Frank's Family by Mirjam Pressler. It's been 70 years since Anne breathed free. I think she deserves to be remembered, and this scholarly book fits the bill.

I hate the All Star Game

Because along with the All Star Game comes the All Star Break, and that means I don't see any good, old-fashioned Cub baseball until Friday. And things were definitely looking up for my heroes in blue before the break, winning 7 of their last 10 and no longer having the worst record in baseball. (I'm a Cub fan. I take my joy where I can find it.)

I ran the numbers (again)

Rumors are swirling (again) that there might not be enough client work to sustain our little team through the end of the year.

So I looked at my accounts and did the math and see that I have 7 months' worth of money before I'd have to touch to my retirement accounts (which would be very unwise and something I totally don't want to do until I retire).

I don't believe things are that dire. I think our client is just trying to get their resources in order on their side before we send any more work over the transom.

On the other hand, of my three unemployed friends, not a one of them saw it coming. So, I expect, if it happens to me it will be when I least expect it.

So I just keep periodically running the numbers! This Recession sure is tiresome. I'm ready for it to be over. How about you?

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I took a walk today!

A long walk. 2 miles in 45 minutes. I didn't need to. I wanted to. Because it was only 85º. The heatwave is over!

There are things I should have done instead. It's very messy in here. But I missed being outside.

Sunday Stealing

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181. What's the BEST rock band that you have seen live? That would be the Boss' E Street Band.

182. Could you image being in a situation where you would run from the police? I actually did once. I jaywalked in the Loop and a policeman actually followed me in his squad car calling to me from his loudspeaker. "Lady in the black coat! Wait!" It was a one-way street and I just turned and walked the other way (a benefit to being a pedestrian that drivers don't have) and trotted off, pretending I didn't hear him. He called me over and over again, presumably to scold me. I guess I wasn't heinous enough to merit the siren. Sorry. I know this isn't exactly Bonnie Parker stuff here.

183. Have you ever been asked for an autograph? Only for the closing and subsequent refi's of this condo purchase. Quite a few documents involved in such a transaction.

184. What would you change about your living room? Paint job. New drapes. New sofa. Professional carpet cleaning. I suspect the sofa will be first.

185. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home? Plastic

186. Last hug? My friend John

187. Have you ever had to make up your mind? To say "yes" to one and leave the other behind? Yes. Ironically, the one I said "no" to I still hear from regularly. He has graciously continued to include me in the big events of his life, including his children's graduations. The one I said "yes" to is a true repulsivo who also reaches out to me on a frighteningly regular basis. I have nothing to say to him ... ever. Except, if his gestures are ever in person or by phone instead of through e- and snail mail, "Here is the restraining order."

188. What is on top of your refrigerator? A styrofoam cooler and a box of corn chex. And, frequently, my cat Reynaldo.

189. Did it work out for you in terms of kids? (Meaning how did it work out & are you happy. In other words, from “Have none, wanted none” to “8 kids & 3 grandkids) Sometimes I think no, but usually I'm fine with it.

190. Are you afraid of the dark? No.

191. What if you had three wishes – what would you wish for?  1) Happiness for my friends; 2) Financial security; 3) More wishes

192. Do you feel sad often? I get the blues, yes. But not since Anthony Rizzo began playing first base.

193. Have you ever been in lust for an extended period of time? Only my whole life. Woody Allen and I are both proof that Freud was wrong about the latency period.

194. Do you shower daily? At least.

195. Have you ever prank called someone? I probably did when I was in junior high, but I don't recall.

196. If you have a garage, is it cluttered? No garage.

197. You are about to die. What do you do with your worldly possessions? I left word that my books, CDs and DVDs should go to the annual library book sale.

198. Tell us about the first time that you bought a car. That would be never

199. What is your favorite type of music? His Lordship's.

200. What’s your family like?  Ha!

Bliss!

Guess what happened yesterday at about 4:00? A cool breeze began to blow. The temperature went down to the 80ºs and then, after darkness fell, the 70ºs. This is the coolest it's been for more than a week!

On side streets, with their tree lined parkways, you could really feel it right away. On the busy streets, less so. The concrete and tar have really sucked in the 100º heat.

But that's what I have learned from this heatwave. It's not so much how high the mercury reaches during the day as far it fall at night. After several days of 85º-65º, we'll steadily increase to 95º-75º. But that won't feel as brutal as the past 10 days have because that 20º dip gives everything a chance to cool off and find relief overnight.

Please help

Meet Socks and her last surviving kittens. They live on base in Afghanistan, giving affection and amusement and companionship to the soldiers who are there on our behalf. Soon those troops will move on, and they are heartsick at the thought of leaving these three behind to be euthanized, or worse.

The military does not support the transport of animals back to the US and does nothing to help. I suppose that turning a blind eye and not enforcing all the rules against it is a help. Anyway, it falls to us to help bring these sweet critters home.

Yes, we can save a lot of animals right here in this country with that kind of money. But here's the thing -- it's not only about Socks, it's about her troops. Surrounded by death and destruction, these soldiers have found something that touches their humanity. This deserves to be celebrated!

And it's always nice to support our troops.

The Puppy Rescue Mission has done this sort of thing a lot. Here's a third-party account of just one of their success stories.

Saturday 9

The song that inspires Bud this morning is from Walls and Bridges, my favorite solo Lennon.

Saturday 9: Whatever Gets You Thru the Night

1. What helps you get through the night? The Lads from Liverpool have kept me company on more than one occasion. As John would say, "'salright."

2. Do you ALWAYS keep an open mind? Nope.

3. Who is the wisest person you know? Depends on the topic. When I'm spinning out of control, my best friend tends to have the soundest, sanest advice.

4. Who is the strongest person you know? I hate for this to sound conceited but ... well ... me. I've been through a lot and remain a rather happy and hopeful person and I never stay down long.

 

5. How would we tell by your behavior if you are having a bad day? I swear more than usual and crave solitude more than usual and drink more vodka than usual. If I'm listening to Amy Winehouse, that may be a bad sign, too.

6. Does your ego sometimes get in your way? Yup.

7. Do you believe in Zen? If yes, can it be mastered? I believe we each can find our own inner peace. Does that count?

8. Do you believe you could teach someone, like your child, to be competitive? Nope

9. Do you believe home is not a place but rather a state of mind? Yup

Too hot, too long

It's been over 95º, sometimes (like today) over 100º, every day for the last 8 days. At night the mercury doesn't dip to less than 85º, so there's no opportunity for the sidewalks, streets and brick buildings to cool down. Pavement is beginning to buckle. The heat index -- the way the air feels on skin -- is 125º.

It continues into tomorrow. It has not been this hot, this long, since 1995. (THIS JUST IN: It hasn't been this hot, this long, here in Chicago since the 1940s.) It's hard to take. I feel like I'm being held hostage indoors -- just the two block walk from the el stop left my t-shirt stuck to my back with sweat.

Worse, the little window air conditioner in my bedroom has quit pulling its weight. It's better than just the fan -- much better, in fact -- but it's still not cool. I think it's all that unremitting afternoon sun. I have cleaned and recleaned the filter and removed as much cat hair as I could from every nook and cranny I could reach. I want to give it a fighting chance.

Tomorrow night it's finally supposed to rain and then (bliss!) finally dip down into the 70s. I dream of being able to walk outside again!

Trifecta

This weekend's challenge: Using between 33 and 333, compose something that includes: The world will end in three days.

He stands with his microphone on one of the Loop's busiest corners. He's there almost every day, hawking pamphlets and harassing passers by. Chicagoans tend to ignore him. I've never seen anyone give him a cent or take one of his brochures, though over the years I have witnessed him reduce unsuspecting tourists to tears of embarrassment.

"You, ma'am, are wearing the garb of a Muslim. According to our Lord Jesus Christ, you are going straight to hell." 

"God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. You gay boys are going to hell!"

"Look at how that girl is dressed! You are an abomination. According to the Bible, Miss, you are a whore and hell awaits you."

"The world will end in three days. Are you prepared to look upon the face of Christ?"

"Better prepared than you are, you wretched old hate monger," I mutter under my breath.

Meme on the Fifth of July

Stolen by the blogosphere's premier American History teacher, Kwizgiver

1. Are you "proud to be an American?" Of course. I love my country.

2. Favorite Founding Father? Thomas Jefferson. I am in awe of his imagination and intelligence. As JFK (no slouch in the intellect department himself) said at a ceremony honoring 49 Nobel laureates: "This is the most extraordinary collection of knowledge that has been gathered at the White House at one time, with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone."

3. Favorite president? I find both JFK and Abraham Lincoln very inspiring and feel a real connection to their life stories. I especially like that the motherless boy who grew up in a log cabin and the heir to a fortune can both find their faces on our currency.


4. Biggest "Patriotic Moment?"11/04/08 in Grant Park, watching Obama's acceptance speech in person. It was my city and my country at its best.

5. Favorite patriotic song? America the Beautiful. Especially that third verse. "Oh, beautiful for heroes proved in liberating strife. Who more than self their country loved, and mercy than more than life." My throat gets tight whenever I think of it that way.

6. Favorite American cuisine? Cheeseburger

7. Happiest political moment of your life? Shit, I already used the Obama election in #4. OK, how about this -- Bill Clinton's 1992 election. It was the first successful election I'd ever worked on and it felt so right. I felt that we (my friends and I) finally had a President who understood us, after 12 years of (in the words of Don Henley) the "tired old men that we elected king."

8. Best fireworks display you've ever seen? Navy Pier, right on the Lake

9. America's gift to the world? The civilized transition of power

10. Favorite Bill of Rights right? I'm a big First Amendment girl. Freedom of speech, assembly, the press and religion are all very important to me. Especially after Rick Santorum rather amazingly, and distressingly, said that JFK's landmark speech on faith and the Presidency makes him "throw up." That anyone voted for Santorum after that makes me worry about how fragile these freedoms just may be today.

11. Favorite American Holiday? President's Day

12. Favorite D.C. monument? The Lincoln Memorial for my man Abe. But, in terms of placement and architecture, the Jefferson Memorial.

13. Your dream for America's future? That, to borrow from Obama, we remember that what unites us is greater than what divides us. It's past time to turn down the heat on the rhetoric, folks.

THURSDAY THIRTEEN #178

THIRTEEN FACTS ABOUT THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW

1)   The theme song does have lyrics: "Well now, take down your fishing pole and meet me at the fishing hole/We may not get a bite all day, but don’t you rush away/What a great place to rest your bones and mighty fine for skipping stones/You’ll feel fresh as a lemonade a-setting in the shade/Whether it’s hot, whether it’s cool/Oh, what a spot for whistling like a fool …"

2)   Andy Taylor was introduced on The Danny Thomas Show. The episode where the small-town sheriff stops Andy for a traffic violation served as the pilot for CBS.

3)   Frances Bavier appears in the pilot but not as Aunt Bee. Instead she’s an unhappy customer complaining about the local dept. store.

4)   Don Knotts does not appear in the pilot. Barney was added after Knotts suggested himself for the role. He knew Andy Griffith because they had recently appeared together on Broadway.

5)   Aunt Bee officially arrives in the first episode. She takes the bus to Mayberry from West Virginia to help Andy and Opie out after their housekeeper, Rose, leaves to get married.

6)   Barney Fife was proud of the septic tank he bought his parents for their anniversary (it was steel reinforced)  

7)   Aunt Bee was proud of her cucumbers, even though Andy and Barney referred to them as “Kerosene Cucumbers” behind her back

8)   In 1967 a young actor named Jack Nicholson appeared as a young drifter just traveling through Mayberry.

9)   Mayberry appeared in an episode of Star Trek. Capt. Kirk travels back in time and wanders up and down a Depression-era street. The set used was the Andy Griffith Show’s. The sign for Floyd’s Barber Shop is visible.

10)   Andy's son Opie is named after Opie Cates, an Arkansas born musician and radio performer from the 1940s. Both Andy Griffith and producer Sheldon Leonard were big fans.

11)  Andy and Barney always drove Ford Galaxies. The cars were donated by a local dealership and returned (and presumably repainted and resold) when the new models became available.

   

12)   Don Knotts won several Emmys for playing Barney Fife, and Francis Bavier was awarded one for her role as Aunt Bee.

13)    Andy Griffith was never even nominated for his role as Andy Taylor. He was, however, nominated in the 1980s for a role in a made-for-TV movie.

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Special July 4 Wednesday Sunday Stealing

Sunday Stealing: The Imaginary Meme, Part Eight

141. What's the difference between Stealing and other memes that you do? The author is a Beatle fan of the highest order. And, to borrow a phrase, you know that can't be bad. (WOOO!)

142. Best cartoon show ever? Rocky and Bullwinkle.

143. Does it matter to you if your significant other smokes? Yes.

144. Do you ever use your full name? Yes.

145. Do you get annoyed easily? Yes. Especially in this fucking heat.

146. Indecent proposal: Would you sleep with an attractive billionaire for millions of $? Yes. No. I'd do him because you stipulated I find him attractive, not because of the money. (That, dear sir, is the difference between a slut and a whore.)

147. Where do you draw the line? Between two points.

148. Have you ever been on a road trip? Yes.

149. What’s your favorite drink? Vodka. It goes with everything.

150. Which is better, amazing eyes or an amazing smile? Why? They both sound good. I like being amazed.

151. What was your first thought this morning? "Please don't let the power be out." It was. But it came back on, thank God. It's 100-fucking-degrees here.

152. Have you ever wanted to go to sleep and not wake up? When it's 100-fucking-degrees here. I really suffer in this heat.

153. Would you try to take over the world? I think the world would be better for it.

154. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you? Told me that he wished he had written Bob Dylan's "Emotionally Yours" for me.

155. Have you ever been asked to do something disgusting? No

156. How much cash do you have right now? $26 in my wallet, about $10 in quarters for laundry, and $60 tucked away in case of emergencies.

157. Tell us something totally random about yourself. I used to be afraid of Mark Harmon. No, really. He was so convincing as Ted Bundy in The Deliberate Stranger and I had a hard time getting past that. Here's a link to a clip. I warn you, he's very good at very bad. http://youtu.be/-1BWr2gjVvc

158. What really turns you off? Religious intolerance.

159. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Back when we were both young, I heard that I looked like Julie from The Love Boat.

160. You’re having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to? My best friend

161. Have you ever studied the Bible? Yes

162. What really turns you off? Religious intolerance hasn't become more acceptable since question #158.

163. What's a goal that you'd like to achieve? I'd like lose weight so I can wear cute clothes again.

164. Name one celebrity you hate, and why. Madonna. Because she's always been a brand first and an artist second (if at all). And because I think Cher did it all first anyway.

165. What’s your favorite store? Macy's 

166. What's one goal you’d like to achieve this year? I unfortunately haven't lost an ounce since question #163.

167. What's the first thing you notice about your preferred sex? I'm a sucker for thick, soft, shiny hair. A mop top, if you will.

168. Who is your oldest friend? How long have you known them? I've known my oldest friend since autumn 1962. We were in Kindergarten.

169. Do you like photography? Yes. What's not to like?

170. Pain or no gain? Huh?

171. What's something people say that you generally find annoying? "I could care less," when they obviously mean, "I couldn't care less."

172. How often do you change your myspace/facebook/etc profile? Seldom

173. Do you ever cook? I have a George Foreman Grill. Does using that count as cooking?

174. Have you ever been on a boat? Yes

175. What do you do most when you’re bored? Memes

176. What is your favorite musical instrument? Piano, I suppose.

177. What’s your phone ringtone? The one that came programmed on my phone

178. Have you ever been in a movie? (Either amateur of professional.) Nope.

179. Describe your life currently in five words. Held hostage by the heat

180. Where did you last fly to and why? My last flight was to Chicago. Because I live here. I had to come home from vacation eventually, even though I didn't want to.