Tuesday, August 16, 2016

The Queen's Meme

I'm staying sharp by answering meme questions I had nothing whatsoever to do with! I got this one here.


Not the best choice, but currently the only choice.
1. Who should run for United States President in 2016?

Oh, shut up. It's now a binary choice. Him or her. Hillary or The Donald. I'm so sick of hearing about how voting third party doesn't help Trump. It does. Just like Nader helped Bush and Wallace helped Nixon. Math is math, boys and girls.

So grow up. Bernie lost. It happens in a democracy. To borrow from my aunt, you're not going to be the bride at every wedding, and your candidate is not going to win every primary. Suck it up. Vote Clinton this time, and work harder for your candidate next time.

2. Have you ever gone to a party and snooped in the medicine cabinet?

No. Lest you think I'm virtuous, let me share this story. My boyfriend and I were staying with his kid sister at her house. Looking for floss in her bathroom, I found KY lubricant. Lots of KY lubricant. In both a tube and suppositories! I've never seen so much KY in my life. 

So I ran out and found my boyfriend and dragged him by the elbow into the bathroom. "Look at all this KY! What do you suppose she's into that she needs all this lube?"

He was appalled, and rightly so. "She's my sister, Gal!"

I'm a terrible person.


3. Why are Happy Meals Happy?

Because McDonald's is the nation's second largest employer, right after Walmart. Well over one million people are supported by the Golden Arches. We can complain about how both McDonald's and Walmart are run -- and we should, because they can improve the way they treat both employees and customers alike. But McDonald's is important to the economic engine that runs this country, and wishing it would just go away and be replaced by Freshii is naive and terribly short sighted.


4. Have you ever done the Hokey Pokey?

Between Girl Scouts and weddings, yes. I have turned myself around many a time. 

5. What song sticks in your head and drives you crazy?

Because of this question, it's now "She Drives Me Crazy." And I can't help myself!

6. Do you dance like a  lunatic around the house when no one is looking?

Yes. But I suspect I dance like a lunatic when people are watching, too, because I am tragically uncoordinated.




3 comments:

  1. I didn't realize the Queen was still Meming!

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  2. Good ones! I'm still voting for Trump, however.

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  3. Yes, Kwiz...the Queen is still memeing. Today we are talking about cats.

    Gal - I don't think we disagreed at all. I liked Bernie. Bernie is no more. But I will vote for the only choice we have left at this point and be happy with her victory.
    Philosophically, you and I have always been pretty aligned. I enjoyed reading your answers so much!

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