PLAY THE GOOGLE GAME, OF COURSE!
You know this game. You type in [Your first name] Needs and see what comes up. It's guaranteed hilarity and a damn good time suck, to boot. Best of all, as your fingers dance across the keyboard, you look like you're working!
So buckle your seatbelts, kids. Here we go …
I need:
• to read 14 specific books to qualify for CBE (Childbirth Educator) Certification
• to lose weight before my wedding
• a new, caring permanent home to feel safe and secure (in this scenario I'm a cat in a shelter)
• fans in Columbus, OH, so I can get a comedy gig (I accompany myself on the ukulele)
• help in finding other descendants of Margaret Kelly
• to be happy with what I have, even in the rough times
• to call the County Insurance Company on Mayor Gibson's behalf
• a vacation
• Jon to explain our relationship from time to time
• you to channel your healing energy my way
Now, wasn't that a good use of our time? Oh well, it's almost 4:30. I should check in with Mayor Gibson before my ukulele and I head home.
So it was pretty dead in my little corner of the world today, so I showed my coworker the Cuba Gooding cialis commercial on youtube and the Will Ferrell skit with Pearl the landlord.
ReplyDeleteThe best part of the day was no supervisor, how pathetic is that?
Good luck on all your needs, have you assigned them priorities yet? (go for the vacation!)