Stuff I don't care about …
Aside from the fact that I'm surprised Judy Nathan could hide an entire bridegroom from the New York press corps (Liz Smith and Michael Musto, I'm surprised at you both!), this isn't interesting and it's certainly not my business.Rudy Giuliani's wife and her previous marriage(s).
TomKat and the Beckhams and Brangelina. Yawn.
The Grey's Anatomy salary dispute. I'm not so fond of Izzie anymore, so it's OK if the producers let her walk.
Spiderman 3. I care as much as I did about 1 and 2. Which is not at all.
Stuff I care about …
Anna Nicole Smith. I know, I know. Caring about this silly saga is one of the early signs of dementia. But I admit it, I'm hooked. I believe the tipping point was the addition of wacky Judge Larry. (I'm referring to the crying Judge Larry, not the toking Judge Larry.) The whole thing is so gloriously surreal. The centerpiece of the case is a pregnant junkie/Playmate of the Year and her evil lawyer. And it takes an epic harmonic convergence for Virgie Arthur and Zsa Zsa Gabor to end up in the same story.
The captured UK sailors. It's so sad. The Brits are paying a very, very high price for supporting us. While I realize it's not funny, in fact it's way beyond not funny, but I still keep thinking of Tim Matheson's line from Animal House: "You fucked up -- you trusted us."
That Girl/Season 3. When is that new DVD set coming out? I love her hair. I love her little handbags. I love her false eyelashes. I love her wacky adventures. I've greedily devoured Seasons 1 and 2 and I'm jonesing here! Amazon is teasing us with a preorder option and a June release date, but they don't show any cover art, so I'm dubious.
Elizabeth Edwards. And Jack and Emma Claire and Cate.
ryn: ugh.jeans. one time i was in a store trying on those NYDJ and the size 12 was still a little tight. the lady didn't have a 14 and she kept trying to get me to try on the 16. !!!!!!!!! i told her there was no way i'd ever buy a size 16 pair of pants. ever. and i never went back. ha. that and because she kept talking about her property in Belize with some other lady. sheesh.
ReplyDeletei think i have just not looked in the mirror for the past year. now when i take a peek it's OMG. wahhhh