1. What type of criminal would you be? I want to sell drugs in exchange for Tide detergent. Specifically Tide Ultra. I recently found out why every bottle of Tide at CVS and Walgreens has a security sensor affixed to it. It gets shoplifted and then used to pay for drugs. I'm not kidding. And since Tide Ultra is by far my favorite, and I find this phenomenon fascinating, that's the line of "business" I choose to enter.
2. What are you listening to right now? The Sunday morning news shows.
3. If you had to choose a stripper name, what would it be? Tiffany Peacock.
4. If your phone started ringing, who would you hope is calling? Either John or Barb. Both of my friends have been in the hospital lately, and I'm always eager for good news about how they're recovering.
5. Do you drink alcohol? Well, I can't smoke it or wear it.
6. Do you smoke? Ew. Ick. No.
7.
What is the first thing you notice in someone? Hair. I've always been this
way. My first and most lasting crush is on Sir Paul McCartney. My mom used to
remind me of my pre-school crush on Bonanza's Little Joe. They were both all
about the hair.8. Do you get attached to easily? No.
9. Do you like your eye color? Yes.
10. Have any stupid human tricks? I can wiggle my ears.
11. Humor me. What physical ideal do you imagine in a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner? Really great hair. Nice arms.
12. Any other essential quirks/interests/other you look for in a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner? A sense of humor and an operating moral compass.
13. Have you ever stolen anything? No
14. Any romantic gestures you really like? Yes.
15. What’s your favorite color and why? Blue. Specifically Cubbie Blue. Because I'm a Cub fan.
16. What were you like when you were a kid? I'm told I was precocious.
17. What would your dream house be like? I'd love to live in a penthouse with a view of Lake Michigan. Unfortunately, they go for $10 million+.
18. What last made you laugh? My friend John.
19. Do you have a place you like to go to collect your thoughts? Sure.
20. What is your favorite word? Gubernatorial.
21. What is your least favorite word? Trump.
22.
Would you go bungee jumping/sky diving if given the chance? I might.
23. Do you have any siblings? Yes.
23. Do you have any siblings? Yes.
24.
Do you like to dance? Yes. However, I'm dreadful at it.
25. What is your definition of cheating? I bow to the dictionary, which says cheating is, "to act dishonestly or unfairly for personal gain."
25. What is your definition of cheating? I bow to the dictionary, which says cheating is, "to act dishonestly or unfairly for personal gain."
I'm jealous you can wiggle your ears. And yes to trump being a least favorite word. Wish I'd have thought things through in this thing. Great answers, fun,too!
ReplyDeleteWe have the same least favorite word. And I can wiggle my ears too.
ReplyDeleteAnd razors. When I was on the grand jury last fall, I learned so much about what to start stealing if I wanted to sell it easily.
ReplyDeleteI too like a guy with good hair.
Dictionaries are good. I always wanted to be able to wiggle my ears, but no matter how hard I tried, I could not. I can roll my tongue, though. The thing with the Tide is weird. I never heard of that. You'd think a criminal mastermind would know these things.
ReplyDeleteI can't get over Tide being stolen.
ReplyDeleteback in the day I'd love to steal Tide for pot!
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