Sunday, April 27, 2014

Sunday Stealing

TV Meme, part one
 
1. TV Theme songs. Which is your favorite, and which makes you crazy enough to hit mute on the remote?  I like the themes to Kate and Allie ("Just when you think you're all by yourself, you're not") and Friends ("I'll be there for you 'cause you're there for me, too") because that's how I feel about my friends. I get annoyed by the theme to Big Bang Theory, not because I don't like it but because after hearing it 2000 times I still don't know it. 


2. The Classics. What is your favorite Classic TV show? I never get sick of The Dick Van Dyke Show, and I think I have literally been watching it all my life.


3. What character from a Classic TV show would you like to be? Ann Marie on That Girl. She had the best wardrobe, a career, a great apartment, a supportive boyfriend, signature hair and exciting adventures all around New York.

 
4. Can you remember a line you liked from a Classic TV show? "To the Bat Cave!" I love Adam West as Batman.

5. Heroes. What show featuring those who protect your country (fiction or non-fiction) is your favorite? I will again go with Batman. You can't go wrong with Batman.


6. TV Cops. Who is your favorite (past or present) TV cop? Which TV cop do you think was the most crooked, or the most inept? The cops on Law & Order are my favorite. Lennie Briscoe was kinda crooked -- he had his problems with Internal Affairs -- but I adored him anyway. I was a little in love with Mike Logan, Rey Curtis and Elliot Staebler (SVU). I can't think of an inept TV cop.

7. You need to hire a bodyguard for yourself. Which TV cop do you choose?  He's not a cop, but I'll go with Thomas Magnum. If he's my bodyguard, I must be staying at the palatial estate of Robin Masters in Oahu. I can play with the dogs, Zeus and Apollo, and at some point Magnum and I will inevitably make out on the beach. Once the danger is over, I will fly home with wonderful memories and great stories to repeat whenever I have a tropical drink. (Now if you'll excuse me, I have to spin a similar fantasy revolving around Gibbs and the team from NCIS.)


8. TV Doctors. Which TV doctor would you choose to remove your appendix? Which TV doctor would you not let touch you with a 10- foot pole? Marcus Welby, MD, may remove my appendix. Dr. Frank Burns from MASH must keep his distance.

 
9. TV Moms. Which TV mom would you have liked to have had for your own? Is there a TV mom you would never want as your own? June Lockhart on Lassie would have been a wonderful mom. I love that the dog was so totally a part of the family. I really can't stand Debra from Everybody Loves Raymond. I seriously can't even look at her.
 
10. TV Dads. Which TV Dad would you have most liked to have for your own dad? On the flipside, who was the TV Dad you’d have least liked to have had? Sheriff Taylor from The Andy Griffith Show was a great Pa. The worst would be Arthur, Carrie's dad on King of Queens.
 

11. Comedies. How do you feel about sitcoms? Good, wholesome fun or saccharine inanity? I can't generalize 60 years of TV like that.

12. If your life was a sitcom, what would the title be? The Thing of It Is, because I say that all the time.

13. If you went to a comedy club on amateur night, and they gave you some jokes and a microphone, would you go onstage?  No


14. Reality. Are you a fan of Reality TV? What’s your “can’t miss” reality TV show (or shows), or what reality TV show do you suppose the devil plays on the TV in Hell as punishment? Decades ago I really enjoyed The Real World. (Remember Pedro and Judd and Puck?) And I believe Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are run on a continuous loop in hell.


15. If you were given a free ticket to be on any reality show, which one would you choose? All tickets to TV shows are already free. The FCC makes it illegal for networks to charge. It would be the airfare to New York or Los Angeles that would make seeing a show expensive. But I'd like to see American Idol live because Harry Connick and Keith Urban are so hot.

 

10 comments:

  1. I actually have learned all the lyrics to the Big Bang Theory, but I still fast forward through it. And it's nice to find another Dick Van Dyke fan. Still, I think, the best of the sit coms.

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  2. Cop shows have more character than violence, usually, and a little mystery to boot (in response to your comment about my not liking violence but watching police shows). I also watch Game of Thrones which is incredibly violent; it's like watching a train wreck, really. But I am not, by nature, a violent person and even with GoT it is character that I am most interested in.

    And I don't know all the words to Big Bang either. I just go "do do do do" when it comes to mind and I want to sing it!

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  3. I loved your Magnum scenario! heehee! I'm glad I'm not the only one who makes her own scenes :)

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  4. Oh, I don't know how I forgot about Magnum, PI. *swoon*

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  5. I picked a private detective as well for a body guard. I still will stop and watch an Andy Griffith show.

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  6. You had some great answers I didn't think of...like the Magnum one. I guess I didn't take "body guard" the right way. LOL

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  7. I wish they'd bring back That Girl. I loved watching it every night. Now all they show is Gilligan's Island.

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  8. Oh, how you and I would fight over the remote! But I loved your Batman references. And who didn't love Mike Logan?

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  9. By the way:

    "The whole universe was in a hot, dense state when nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started - wait!
    The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
    Neanderthals developed tools,
    we built a wall (we built the pyramids!)
    Math, science, history
    unraveling the mystery
    that all started with the big bang.
    Bang!

    (there's even more(!) lyrics to the song here: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/barenakedladies/bigbangtheorytheme.html)

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  10. If travel money wasn't an issue, I'd love to take my Mom to see The Ellen Show, since she retired this past year she has discovered a taste for daytime television and this is her favorite. I approve. I would also love to see Rachel Ray. I don't watch it very often as I don't have television but sometimes I catch a bit at work and I love the cooking.

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