I've taken the Cold and Flu Symptom Quiz on WebMD, and guess what. I can't figure this thing out.
Do you have a fever? No. "Generally a high fever points to flu." Okay then. I'm just a big baby with a bad cold.
A stuffy nose? Yes. "Classic cold," it says. Though congestion "can occur" with flu.
A sore throat? I did at first, but now I don't. A sore throat is "a sure sign it's a cold coming on. Sometimes, however, a sore throat can show up with the flu." Well that was helpful, wasn't it?
Chest discomfort or cough? Yes. "A cough can appear with either colds or flu but is more common with the flu. And a severe cough usually signals the flu." Uh-oh. Sounds like I've got the flu …
Are you exhausted or weak? Yes. I considered curling up on the floor and taking a quick nap while waiting in line at Walgreen's. "Slight fatigue can occur with a cold, but extreme exhaustion is a definite sign of the flu."
Do you have a headache? Yes, on and off. "Generally, headaches are more common with the flu than with a cold." Looks like the flu, ladies and gentlemen.
Are you complaining of an aching body? Well, I wouldn't complain because the cats don't give a shit. But no, I'm not achy. "Body and muscle aches are common flu symptoms." So it's a cold, right?
Or is it? I'm too foggy to decide. Don't they know it's not nice to mess with an old broad with a stuffy head? I think I'll go to Blogthings and find out my vampire name. (It's Jezebell of Macedonia.)
These are the thoughts and observations of me — a woman of a certain age. (Oh, my, God, I'm 65!) I'm single. I'm successful enough (independent, self supporting). I live just outside Chicago, the best city in the world. I'm an aunt and a friend. I feel that voices like mine are rather underrepresented online or in print. So here I am. If my musings resonate with you, please visit my blog again sometime.
I've been there last week, it sucks. now one of my ganglion is swollen, I have problems to swallow on the right side. YUCK!!!
ReplyDeleteFeel better my friend! :)
Clooney is the medicine! ;)
If you are still sick after 10 days of this, don't rule out pneumonia. The fatigue is what would concern me.
ReplyDeleteFrom your Vampire friend- Baroness the Demented.
I agree with Jenny.
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