Shhh! So far, so good …

Reynaldo is asleep on top of the cable box, which puts him immediately to the right of Greg Maddux, who is pitching against the Brewers.

This means that, this evening at least, there's no yowling, howling, leaping or hanging from the drapes.

By Rey, I mean. I can't imagine Greg Maddux yowling or howling. I have imagined him in some athletically and creatively compromising positions, but never hanging from the drapes, either.