What Is Your ...
1. ROCK STAR NAME (current pet and first car)? Example: If you have a dog named Max and your first car was a Chevy Malibu, your rock star name would be Max Malibu. Connie Impala.
2. RACECAR DRIVER NAME (the first names of your grandfathers)? Roy Al. Until this very moment, it didn't occur to me that their names spelled "Royal."
3. SOAP OPERA NAME (your middle name, town you were born in)? Ann Elgin. That does sound like a good soap opera name, doesn't it?
4. WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM NAME (your parents' middle names)? Ruth Carl.
5. ROMANCE AUTHOR NAME (favorite flower, favorite season/holiday)? Carnation Autumn. Do you think "Autumn Carnation" sounds more writer-ish?
