If I were …
If I were a direction I’d be… right.
If I were furniture I’d be… a swivel chair.
If I were a liquid I’d be… Coca Cola Classic.
If I were a sin I’d be… sloth.
If I were a gem/stone I’d be… lapis
If I were a metal I’d be… copper
If I were a tree I’d be… a mighty oak.
If I were a fruit I’d be… a green grape
If I were a flower I’d be… carnation.
If I were weather I’d be… highly changeable and hard to predict.
If I were a music instrument I’d be… Paul McCartney's bass.
If I were an element I’d be… water.
If I were a color I’d be… cobalt blue.
If I were an animal I’d be… an independent feline.
If I were a sound I’d be… a cat's purr.
If I were a lyric I’d be… "Pride can hurt you, too," The Beatles' "She Loves You"
If I were a song I’d be… "You Don't Know Me," by Ray Charles
If I were a music type I’d be… pop
If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be… SJP's Lovely
If I were a feeling I’d be… erratic.
If I were a book I’d be… Reckless Youth by Nigel Hamilton
If I were food I’d be… an egg
If I were a city I’d be… Chicago
If I were a taste I’d be… chocolatey
If I were a scent I’d be… available in a light cologne, a rich lotion and a fragrant bubble bath.
If I were a word I’d be… "gubernatorial" (my all-time favorite word).
If I were a verb I’d be… flex.
If I were an object I’d be… a big, oversized shoulderbag with lots of pockets.
If I were a piece of clothing I’d be… a carefully broken-in sweatshirt.
If I were a body part I’d be… skin.
If I were an facial expression I’d be… bemused.
If I were a cartoon character I’d be… Eeyore.
If I were a movie I’d be… The Way We Were
If I were a geometrical figure I’d be… something with parallel lines
If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be… Autumn.
If I were a sentence I’d be… "I really don't need this shit."
So you have seen my answers. If you're going to play, maybe you'd like to see Barb's answers, too, at Skittles' Place.
