Cheers to all of us thieves!
1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.
I am the proud possessor of:
a cute nose
green eyes
lightening fast fingers upon the keyboard
a flexible writing style
almost unlimited patience with kids and critters
enduring optimism
a healthy sense of humor
2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.
A waist
Long, straight hair
The ability to carry a tune
Natural grace
Self discipline
A poker face
Long, slender fingers
3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.
Bullies
Litter bugs
People who think Glen Beck makes sense, and insist on sharing his "wisdom"
"Space hogs" who take up the locker room bench with their iPods, gym bags & water bottles
Parents who don't keep a vigilant eye on their kids
Adults who don't keep track of civic/political matters (It's part of being a grown up, folks!)
Anyone refers to a woman as, "Dude"
4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.
Launder the curtains in my bedroom (they were originally white, honest!)
Keep up with the paperwork here at home
Get to work on time
Dust
Make a list before I go grocery shopping
Work out as often as I should
Put my shoes away (I can see 6 pairs from here)
5 - Greed. Seven worldly material desires.
Money
Exposed brick walls
Shiny, hardwood floors
A real Marc Jacobs bag (not a knock off)
Tivo
iPad
A big yard so I could have more pets
6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.
Following the Casey Anthony case
People's Court with Judge Marilyn Milian
Valley of the Dolls
70's pop
McDonald's
Catsup
Pogo
7 - Lust. Seven love secrets.
Oh, please. I have the sex life of a nun. And not by choice!
Terrific Pride list...I wish I'd thought of optimism for mine. LOL @ poker face...I have the same problem with not being able to hide my true distaste. You have my favorite wrath list so far and I do all your sloth sins too!(I have 2 pair in view). Sorry bout that sex life. Things balance out in life. Your time will come...ooof I made a joke. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI love my Yanks as you love your Cubs. (OK, it is not the same.) Last week I had to choose. Cable V. At&t universe. AT&T I could get YES, the Yankee network. Cable I still can use Tivo. I chose Tivo. I get the broadcast yankee games, but no cable. I can live with that. I cannot live without Tivo. And other DVRs don't cut it.
ReplyDeleteOMG--we have practically the same answer for the Lust answer!
ReplyDeleteI loved your lust answer. Wait ... that came out wrong : )
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, your "pride" list was awesome. How wonderful to identify the great things about you ... was it hard? (I had a terrible time with my pride list)
And a sense of humor ... it'll get you anywhere : )
dude....are Californians excused from that so called faux pas ??
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