Sunday Stealing: The 40 Meme1. My uncle once : drove a really terrific, light blue Mustang convertible
2. Never in my life : have I smoked anything.
3. When I was seventeen : I graduated from high school.
4. High School was : shitty.
5. I will never forget : how shitty high school was.
6. I once met : Caroline Kennedy. She seemed a little sad and painfully shy, so I wasn't surprised at all that she dropped out of the running for Hillary Clinton's NY Senate seat.
7. There’s this girl I know who : won first place in her category at the statewide culinary competiton!
8. Once, at a bar : I wore a Shriner's fez. I don't recall why I did this, but it did earn me quite a few free drinks.
9. By noon, I’m usually : either working out or eating lunch.
10. Last night : I slept fitfully because of my damn cold.
11. If only I had : the ability to breathe through my nose!
12. Next time I go to gym/church : I'm confused as to why gym and church are interchangeable here ...
13. Susan Boyle : is suddenly a mainstay on CNN.
14. What worries me most : is being poor and dependent.
15. When I turn my head left, I see : a Thomas McKnight print of New Year's Eve on Michigan Ave.
16. When I turn my head right, I see : my TV
17. You know I’m lying when : I pretend to care about the White Sox
18. What I miss most about the eighties : my waist
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be : Kate the cursed
20. By this time next year : I'll be a size smaller
21. A better name for me would be : Sneezy
22. I have a hard time understanding : Rush Limbaugh's popularity. I mean, he's so putrid.
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll : take it more seriously
24. You know I like you if : I give you advice preceded by, "Promise you won't be mad at me?"
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be : my director, or maybe my agent, who has been with me from the beginning
26. When I compare 80’s rock to 90’s rock : I prefer the 80s
27. Take my advice, never : date a man who is over 3o and still prefers to be called, "Stevie." (RED FLAG!)
28. My ideal breakfast is : Eggs, bacon and a muffin with strawberry jam
29. A song I love, but do not own is : "Katmandu" by Bob Seger
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest : visit my church, Unity Temple. It's a wonderful Frank Lloyd Wright building.
31. My favorite Beatle is : Paul, of course. (If you didn't know that already, you must be new here.)
32. Why won’t people : be quiet during movies?
33. If you spend the night at my house : you'd better like cats.
34. I’d stop my wedding for : a Cubs play off game
35. The world could do without : so many cars! Let's take buses and trains whenever possible.
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than : lick the butt of a cockroach. (They have butts, right?)
37. My favorite blonde is : Nice 'n Easy #9A Light Ash Blonde
38: Paper clips are more useful than : White Out
39. If I do anything well, it’s : write
40. And by the way : I'm really worn out today. I HATE this cold!