So, hello, Gorgeous!

Oh, look who is on The Daily Show. He is a charmer. And while John Edwards does a cursory plug for his book and answers questions about Iraq, you can tell his message is populism. He wants to talk about ending the violence in Uganda and raising the minimum wage here.

He most definitely does not want to talk about Senator Kerry, which made me a little squirmy.

He also looked just soooo yummy, which made me a little squirmy, but in a different way. But it seems so wrong to be this hot for a potential President. Next you know it, I'll be longing to date a priest.

Saving me from myself

I keep getting a "system too busy" message from Pogo! That gives me nothing to do but throw out some of the paper that's littering my floor. (Yes, my floor. Both the coffee table and dining room table are already filled with magazines, catalogs, bills, credit card statements and charity solicitations.)

Plastic shopping bags are a problem, too. I even have bags of bags. I keep meaning to take them to Jewel-Osco to recycle because just throwing them out seems wasteful, but …

A contractor is coming by Saturday morning to give me an estimate for replacing my windows. I wonder if how this place will look to him if I don't shovel some of this shit out of here … and whether it will have an impact on the estimate.

Question: Can I put these sheets of self-adhesive return address labels in with my recyclables?