We have a new manager. Lou Piniella. I predict he will receive a warm welcome in The Friendly Confines of Wrigley Field.
A beloved outfielder in New York, a fiesty and often-ejected manager, I also predict he will be like Leo Durocher, the Cubs manager when I was a little girl. Piniella will bring us glory. Maybe not in 2007, but certainly by 2008. And he will completely steal the spotlight from the gloryhound gay-baiter, Ozzie Guillen.
Lou. Lou. Lou.